Deadpool #1000

In "The Maltese Bunny," Deadpool finds himself trapped in a surreal, noir-inspired dream where he's the reluctant lead in a bizarre take on The Maltese Falcon, chasing a legendary chocolate bunny rumored to hold the Mandarin's rings. With deadpan humor and over-the-top twists, the story turns a classic mystery into a delightfully absurd adventure.

In "Silentest Night," Deadpool and the Deadpool Corps gather for a somber tribute to the fallen Avengers—until a bizarre cosmic event turns the sky red with falling berets. As the headwear resurrects a few Avengers as undead mimes, chaos erupts, and when a beret lands on Deadpool, he’s transformed into a silent, deadly force of precision and motion.

In "Today I Am Da Man!", Deadpool is hired by the son of an old criminal associate to crash his Bar Mitzvah and take down the boy’s soon-to-be stepfather—just in time for the big day. With his usual chaotic flair, Deadpool agrees, setting off a chain of absurd, high-stakes antics that turn a religious milestone into a full-blown spectacle.