Cover: John Severin
Cracked #309
☆ Be the first to review + Add to your collection — Join freeContains 16 stories
Dysfunctional Greeting Cards for All Occasions
Tired Crock Far from Fun
Ouch
What Really Happens When...
Animated Characters Booted from Disney Movies
When This Character Crossover Trend Gets Out of Control!
Siskel and Ebert: Away from the Movies
The Fitness Fanatic!
Script ? [as Curatolo]
Rejected Yearbook Pages!
Cracked's Real-Life Video Arcade
Burp
Cracked Sports Awards
Commonly Undiagnosed Health Club Injuries
Broken Eardrums
The 11 Least Popular High School Mascots
The Western Union Commercial (The Way We'd Like to See It)
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Full credits
writer Craig Farrell
artist, inker Bruce Bolinger
writer Stephanie Farrell
cover pencils, inks John Severin
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Reprinted in Cracked Collectors' Edition #112 (1997), Cracked Summer Special #9 (1999)
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