Cracked #268

Cracked #268 from December 1991 riffs on Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure with a cover by John Severin showing two panicked teens desperately scrambling to cram themselves into a phone booth — their time-travel escape plan complicated by a grim reaper closing in behind them, scythe in hand. The tagline "We Total Bill and Ted!" promises the full Cracked treatment for the duo's bogus journey. Inside, Don Martin — handling writing, art, inking, and lettering himself — brings his unmistakable manic energy to "The Crocketeer," alongside parodies of Terminator 2 and Rocketeer rounding out a packed issue.