Archie's Funhouse Double Digest #17

In "How Cold Was It?", Reggie's scheme to sabotage Archie's Christmas display backfires spectacularly when he gets frozen solid in the yard's ice sculpture—just as Veronica arrives to judge the competition. With the stakes higher than ever and the cold setting in, it's a frosty showdown of rivalry, timing, and unintended consequences.

In "Easy Does It," Archie’s flawless morning routine—racing to school and sliding into Miss Grundy’s class just as the bell rings—gets thrown off when Reggie decides to stir things up. With a mix of mischief and timing, he challenges Archie’s steady pace, turning a simple commute into a playful test of nerves and reflexes.

In "Ballet Ruse," Jughead drops a bombshell on Archie: Betty and Veronica are auditioning boys for their ballet class, and Archie’s panicked attempt to dodge the audition ends in a neck-breaking tumble—literally. With his usual mix of dread and deadpan humor, Archie’s misadventure kicks off a delightfully awkward chapter in the always-chaotic teen antics of Riverdale.

In "Collector's Item," Reggie, newly minted student council president, dreads the task of collecting money for the school dance refreshments—until Jughead steps in to show him the surprisingly smooth art of the pitch. With a mix of charm and clever tactics, Jughead turns what seemed like a chore into a surprisingly fun challenge.

When Betty lets Dilton practice splinting his leg on her after Veronica steals Archie’s attention at the ski lodge, the cast she’s suddenly stuck with turns her into the unexpected star of the resort—much to her surprise.

In "The Christmas Bagel," a visiting alien boy named Attum Two comes to Riverdale to shop for Christmas gifts, only to have his presents and beloved pet dog stolen by the South Side Serpents. With a little help from Little Archie, he sets out to reclaim what was taken before his family's spaceship departs.