Archie: His First 50 Years #[nn]

When Veronica takes Archie to the airport to meet her father, a series of miscommunications spirals into an unexpected turn of events—Archie finds himself unexpectedly thrust into a role representing his state on a congressional committee. Written by an unknown author and illustrated by an unknown artist, this six-page tale captures the classic charm of Archie’s early adventures with a twist of bureaucratic whimsy.

In "Prom Pranks," Archie's dream of dancing with Veronica at the prom takes a wild turn when he learns Jughead accidentally mailed his invitation—leading Veronica to accept, and forcing Archie to navigate a double date at the big event.

Archie finds himself in the middle of a misunderstanding when he brings a dressmaker’s dummy to Veronica’s sewing class—only to watch as everyone from the schoolyard to the local diner mistakes it for a real girl. With Jo and the gang caught in the chaos, Archie’s trying to keep the truth from unraveling, but the confusion just keeps growing.

In "A Matter of Prejudice," Archie is blindsided when Veronica insists only some of his friends be invited to her party, leading him to question whether her decision stems from bias against Chuck. The tension brews as Archie grapples with loyalty, friendship, and the unspoken rules of teenage social dynamics.

In "Sugar Substitute," a charming new substitute teacher named Miss Boing sends Mr. Weatherbee and the male faculty into a tizzy—until they learn she’s attending a women’s lib meeting. Spooked by the idea of female empowerment, the men secretly infiltrate the gathering, only to be relieved when Miss Boing reveals she’s no feminist, enjoys being treated like a lady, and even convinces the other women teachers to stay out of the movement.

In "Sugar Substitute – Part Two," the arrival of the dazzling substitute teacher Miss Boing sends Mr. Weatherbee and the male faculty into a daze—until they catch wind of her attending a women's lib meeting. Spurred by panic over a potential gender takeover, the men resort to spying on the gathering, only to be surprised when Miss Boing reveals she’s not a feminist at all, happily embracing traditional courtesies and even convincing her fellow female teachers to stay out of the movement.