Captain Billy's Whiz Bang #57 — page 61: what you’re looking at

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56 Captain Billy's Whiz Bang Sambo Joined the Union Sam Johnson had come home several times unexpectedly and found Rastus Brown entertaining his wife. He finally went to a lawyer and explained the situation. The lawyer told Samuel he could easily get a divorce on those grounds, but Sam replied: "No, sir, Capting, I don't want no divorce—what I wants am an injunction." *** Sing a Song of Sing Sing I was in Sing Sing, And I was Desperate. Escape was more Essential than Life itself. A sword was Smuggled into my Cell. I tried Furiously to Escape but Without avail. Alas, poor me, the "Pen" is mightier Than the Sword. *** Shoe Shine, Shave or Shampoo? "Didn't you say I could kiss you?" "Most assuredly, but who said anything about a massage?" *** Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall; Came a flapper, bold and tall, Whistled loud a siren call— That is how, dear children all, Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall.