Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, February 1922 · page 7 of 68
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This page from *Captain Billy's Whiz Bang* contains satirical commentary on Atlanta and Southern society, without illustrations visible here. The humor targets regional stereotypes and prominent figures. **Clayt Robson**, a Georgia lobbyist and political boss, is mocked for not understanding that "damned Yankee" was two words—a joke about Southern provincial ignorance of Northern terminology. The author recounts a conversation with **Cole S. Blease**, former South Carolina governor, who harshly condemns Atlanta as "a hell-hole of perdition" unfit for virtuous women or honest men. The author disagrees, claiming he found Atlanta girls "of true Southern stock—very shy and rather demure." The satire critiques both anti-Atlanta sentiment and romanticized notions of Southern femininity. References to "birds of paradise plume" and cocktails suggest Atlanta's emerging cosmopolitanism clashed with traditional Southern morality—a common *Whiz Bang* theme mocking prudish attitudes and regional pretension.
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang 5 cocktails—and sometimes also their heads, I am told. In fact, a bird of paradise plume is quite in vogue in Atlanta. The information is also vouchsafed that some Atlanta girls are born foolish, while others marry. Overheard a rather humorous remark of a local celebrity, Clayt Robson by name, one evening in the lobby of the Kimball house. Robson is a well-known Georgian lobbyist and political boss, who is considered a power in the present state administration. Clayt jokingly spluttered to a group of friends that “I was twenty-one years old and grown-up before I knew that ‘damned Yankee’ was two words.” My visit to Atlanta brought to memory a conversation I had with Cole S. Blease, former governor of South Carolina, about four years ago. The governor very kindly invited me to his suite in the Selwyn hotel at Charlotte, N. C., to partake of his private twenty-year-old stock. While “killing” the quart of medicine, the subject of Atlanta came to the front. Here is the Bleasian description of the South’s largest city, as nearly as I can remember: “Atlanta is a hell-hole of perdition. It is no place for a virtuous woman or an honest man.” I cannot quite agree with Mr. Blease, for Atlanta treated me royally. The girlies here I found to be of true Southern stock—very shy and rather demure. I once heard the late