Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, August 1921 · page 52 of 68
Captain Billy's Whiz Bang #23 — page 52: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Captain Billy's Whiz Bang* (a 1920s-30s American humor magazine) collects brief jokes and satirical observations targeting social conventions of the era. **Key jokes:** - The barber anecdote mocks marital distrust—the husband fears his wife won't believe an innocent explanation for smelling of perfume - The reincarnation quip plays on materialism and objectification of "bathing beauties" (popular pin-up culture) - "Help! Help!" satirizes male incompetence with childcare—a man claims he'd accept his wife leaving if she takes the children, revealing his inability (or unwillingness) to parent - The closing joke's irony: only a man can "bear children" (metaphorically endure them), implying men avoid parental responsibility **Overall tone:** These are workplace/relationship humor targeting gender stereotypes, marital skepticism, and domestic incompetence—typical of the magazine's target male audience. The satire relies on readers recognizing exaggerated masculine failings as relatable comic types.
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50 Captain Billy's Whiz Bang My Evening Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep, Behold, around me bed-bugs creep. * * * Harrowed husband to barber: Please don't use that sweet smelling soap on my face. Barber: Why not, sir; it has a delicate lasting scent. Harrowed husband: That's just it; my wife won't believe it. * * * I'VE HAD A LOT OF JOYS ON EARTH; I DON'T WANT TO BE A HOG. REINCARNATED — I WANT TO BE A BATHING BEAUTY'S DOG. * * * Don't swell up when someone takes you for a ride. You might be used as ballast. * * * A skinny girl in an evening dress, shows more back- bone than a man. * * * You can string beans and kid gloves, but you can't bull frogs. * * * Help! Help! He never had tended to children, Yet he said that he wouldn't mind When his wife went away, if she would not Leave the babies behind. * * * “There goes a man who can't bear children.”