Captain Billy's Whiz Bang #16 — page 51: what you’re looking at

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Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang 49 We will now sing: “The World Is Mine,” by Jawn D. Rockefeller. * * * Man Take up thy bed, oh hunted one; Make haste and quickly flee; And when thou starts, do more than run Lest woman and marriage overtaketh thee. * * * Advertisement: Colored woman wants washing. * * * Or on the Ear Eminent Physician—As we have no idea what the fashions may be when your daughter grows up, I think it wise to vaccinate her on the tongue. * * * We’d Quit ’er ’Tis sad to love But oh, how bitter, To have a girl, Whose face don’t fitter. * * * A Noise Like a Kiss What can a woman do that will make a horse go, a dog come, and a man stay? * * * Never hesitate in telling a woman that you love her—it in- creases her self-respect. * * * Pat died and went to Heaven. “Why, Pat!” exclaimed St. Peter, “How did you get here?” “Flu.”