Argosy, Vol. 147, No. 1 — page 173: what you’re looking at

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IZZY KAPLAN’S KOLUMN. | an a looked © dumb that I couldn’t understand the plays, ann a0 ee no harm done by nobody. He said so in such a nice way nee right away in the Harward camphouse, which is what they ca sn But Lam kind of disappointed about. Mt. ae cae Se ee ‘Accordi to Mr. Haughtonstein’s way i shifts from Minnesota, and the right SUR - teh . _ the balling at all. He is talking epee honest, is Greek to me. ee ae Me h the etenatein’s fault, on account the only feller which he could _ ee a footballing game in the right way Is a doctor. Footballing is mates ~ “ his line of business. i an 1 got a friend who is in the doctoring — s business and I loined a lot about it from talking to him. Also when I was in the hos- pital that time I loined a whole lot more. se" « ‘= s FF } S% ° e tr s : P » .\ i a % i ote a : at, Smee! |e “Brew WS | eee a a” Ve eee Fe ky won ; + r “a at HARWARD GOT THE TWO RIBS BACK. | : 2) ye > ; ad a a Ie; I got in the hospital on account I got too friendly with some of the Friendly Sons of St. Petrick on March 17. I only esked them if I could be electioned a member. ~ They ain’t answered me yet. Anyhow, I don’t think they have, because it was right ~ after that that I went to the hospital and I never heard no more from the Friendly ~ Sons of St. Petrick, so maybe they ain’t so friendly, after all. es Here is how I would description the game so that a total stranger would under- stand what it is all about. You got to get some of the technical detailers or you wouldn’t know who won. x: The Yale full beck went through the center and broke two of his ribs. Haz got the two ribs back and one collar bone in a buck at the Vale teckle. The Val end chust broke his collar bone, but the Bulldog left guard chust brought i Crimson ear and a shin bone from one of the Cambritches forwards. el. Time was taken out after these few plays so that the amberlances could cart three or four players. The Harward right end refused to ride in the same amt as the Yale left teckle, on account the amberlance was painted blue. He la field till they got a crimson amberlance, and then he went out singing, “ F: ward,” which it is some conductors’ song they are all the time singing at C: In the second quarter the play was a little rough as one of the incide occurred would indication. A Harward feller pulled off a Yale feller’s it in his face, and the Yale feller hollered “ Foul,” which it held up - comicbooks.com Ai * ~f a = . é 4 ¥ ae