Argosy, Vol. 147, No. 1 — page 172: what you’re looking at

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12ZY KAPLAN’S KOLUMN 2 : Received via W. 0. McGEEHAN | HOW TO SCORE FOOTBALL GAMES > coachman for the Harward Uniwersity footballing team, just wrote it a book which it tells you how you should watch it a ‘. footballing game. It is a wery nice book on account the \\ | covers alone must have cost a lot of money, and I ain't | .'y knocking the book. Me and Poicy was chust like that when | — me and him was at Harward together. I was up at Cam- britches taking a lot of pictures from the Harward footballers. Cambritches is the town where Harward Uniwersity 1s. q When I was first up there taking photografts for the newspepering business they made a funny mistake. One of \ the footballers seen me taking the photografts and he hol- lered: ‘‘ Hey, fellers, here is a Yale spy taking photografts from the precticing.” | cked me in the face, and a lot of other fellers came and they kicked me out from Harward Uniwersity. At first I got a little bit sore, on account | thought they didn’t want me around the place, and I explanationed to them that I wasn’t no Yale man and that I never even been to Yale Uniwersity. ‘Then the captain from the footballing team he appologized in a nice way to me. ‘He said: “ You are such a funny looking feller that we was all sure that you was a Yale feller. The mistake was quite natural, so you couldn’t blame nobody but wourseluf for what happened. The Yale fellers is such foolish looking fellers that we are all the time making mistakes. Last week we drowned a feller on account we thought he was a Yale man, and it came out on the corner’s inkwitch that he was yme poor feller which he escaped from a foolish ‘house near here. Perhaps you come om the same place and not from New Haven at all.” ~ { told him I was from New York, which I came there from Alice Island when ey let me out from the steeritch of the boat which I came on it from Kovno im uania. Then they apologized a whole lot more, and the feller which he kicked me he face said he wouldn't do it no more, on account he had hurt his foot and ) no more that day. A Hine aughtonstem told me I could stay and see the precticing 5 > ss 4 at 4, - et 4 ¥ i. i ~ > _ a a mR AR. POICY HAUGHTONSTEIN, which he used to be the * ; ‘es <Ohaee - * . \ aoe co miche o K <— ay: oo ‘ , +e) " “Sey om) t +) ir a a! we. : - r* - = < ¥ —-_ — = a hs oe Oe on el _ CWT i. eo 4