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6 “All right,” said Jeremy, “T’ll give him the gold mine. Let him erect a modern plant and he’ll have millions!” “Uh-huh! Keep the mine secret. Let him go to London and arrange about Mes- pot. Just at present High Finance could find a hundred ways of disputing his title to the mine, but once he’s king with the Arabs all rooting for him things’ll be dif- ferent. He'll treat you right when that time comes, don’t worry.” “Worry? Me?” said Jeremy. ‘All that worries me is having to see this business through before we can make a wake for Sydney. I’m homesick. But never mind. All right, you fellers, I’ll make one to give this Feisul boy a hoist!” CHAPTER II “Atcha, Jimgrim sahibt Atcha!” TE conversation and Jeremy’s con- version to the big idea took place on the way across the desert to Jerusalem—a journey that took us a week on camel- back—a rowdy, hot journey with the stifling -simoom blowing grit into our followers’ throats, who sang and argued alternately nevertheless. For, besides our old Ali Baba and his sixteen sons and grandsons, there were Jeremy’s ten pickups from Arabia’s by-ways, whom he couldn’t leave behind because they knew the secret of his gold mine. Grim’s authority is always at its height on the outbound trail, for then everybody knows that success, and even safety, de- pends on his swift thinking; on the way home afterward reaction sets in sometimes, because Arabs are made light-headed by success, and it isn’t a simple matter to dis- cipline free men when you have no obvious hold over them. But that was where Jeremy came in. Jeremy could do tricks, and the Arabs were like children when he performed for them. They would be good if he would make one live chicken into two live ones by pulling it apart. They would pitch the tents without fighting if he would swallow a dozen eggs and produce them presently from under a camel’s tail. If he would turn on his ven- triloquism and make a camel say its prayers, they were willing to forgive—for the mo- ment anyhow—even their nearest enemies. . So we became a sort of traveling side- show, with Jeremy ballyhooing for himself Adventure in an amazing flow of colloquial Arabic, and hardly ever repeating the same trick. All of which was very good for our crowd and convenient at the moment, but hardly so good for Jeremy’s equilibrium. Heisone of those handsome, perpetually youthful fellows, whose heads have been a wee mite turned by the sunshine of the world’s warm smile. I don’t mean by that that he isn’t a top-hole man, or a thorough-going friend with guts and gumption, who would chance his neck for any one he likes without a sec- ond’s hesitation, fer he’s every bit of that. _ He has horse-sense, too, and isn’t fooled by the sort of flattery that women lavish on men who have laughing eyes and a little dark mustache. But he hasn’t been yet in a predicament that he couldn’t laugh or fight his way out of; he has never yet found a job that he cared to stick at for more than a year or two, and seldom one that could hold him for six months. He jumps from one thing to another, finding all the world so interesting and amusing, and most folk so ready to make friends with him, that he always feels sure of landing softly somewhere over the hori- zon. , So by the time we reached Jerusalem friend Jeremy was ripe for almost anything except the plan we had agreed on. Having talked that over pretty steadily most of the way from Abu Kem, it seemed already about as stale and unattractive to him as some of his oldest tricks. And Jerysalem provided plenty of distraction. We hadn’t been in Grim’s quarters half an hour when Jeremy was up to his ears in a dispute that looked like separating us. Grim, who wears his Arab clothes from preference and never gets into uniform if he can help it, went straight to the telephone to report briefly to headquarters. I took Jeremy up-stairs to discard my: Indian dis- guise and hunt out clothes for Jeremy that would fit him, but found none, I being nearly as heavy as Grim and Jeremy to- gether. He had finished clowning in the kit I offered him, and had got back into his Arab things while I was shaving off the black whiskers with which nature adorns my face whenever I neglect the razor for a few days, when an auto came tooting and roar- ing down the narrow street, and a moment later three staff officers took the stairs at a run. DOOLK (©