Pulp Fiction, 1883 · page 25 of 142
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This page contains story prose from "The Story of Jack the Painter" (page 21). The text is divided into two columns and presents dialogue and narrative. A character named Jack is being advised by a friend about marriage to a sensible woman and warned against wasting money. The passage includes philosophical commentary about not squandering earnings, particularly for those who have labored hard. There is also discussion of marrying a woman who will manage finances wisely, with a warning against being foolish regarding "Ugly Old Women." The text emphasizes virtues like kindness and mercy, suggesting that beauty may exist within even physically unattractive people.
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THE STORY OF JACK THE PAINTER, 21 “ Ab,” quoth the friend, “Ive heard of |1s to marry a sensible woman, who will take Lady Bellarmine. Handsome woman, with a moustache. But Philocoma’s a very queer name, for all that.” * * * * * And this, perhaps, is a very Queer Story. If it has any moral at allI think that such moral may be briefly stated. You should do your best not to squander your money, especially when you have laboured hard to earn it; and if you are by nature ex- travagant, the best thing that you can do care of your money for you, and not allow you to waste it. But you should never steel your heart against the pleadings of poverty; and in particular you should do your best to be kind and merciful and cour- teous to Ugly Old Women, even if they do occasionally appear to be impostors and call you a fool for your pains. I sa appear to be. For aught you can tell, beneath the skinny and osseous envelope of the most hideous old hag that ever hobbled there may be a very beautiful Soul. > a JOO S CO)