Life — June 28, 1929 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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8 The greatest trouble with some of us is that we try to get away for the week-end on stay-at- home salaries. “Do you mind if I call you Ruth?” Never envy a neigh- bor his fine automobile. If he has a luxurious limousine. so much the better. Sooner or later he'll slam a door on his finger. It’s a very nice world and liv- ing in it is more fun every day, but about all you can hope to make out of it is expenses. Distracteo — Huaanirartan: For the sake of future genera- tions, won't you please eat your carrots? We don’t know what electricity really is, and you don't know, and the sci- entists don’t know. That's why the clectric company sends you a bill for a number of “watts?” Mud Lake News Miss Sophronia Gates, from Ohio, has taken a rocker for the next two weeks at Pier Cottage. All kinds of bait at the Swan Dock Pharmacy: Rouge, Lip-Sticks, Pow der, Skin-Foods, Lat est. Cut in Bathing Suits.—Advt. Manager Hicks, of Sand Beach, has put in a tub at the Pa- vilion so that cus- tomers can wash after bathing. A hop. was held at the Gully — House Saturday eve- ning, and on Monday three guests jumped their board bills. Six bottles of pre-war — Per- una, found on the shelves of Timms’ store, will be auc- tioned off. comicbooks.com