Life — December 7, 1928 — page 47: what you’re looking at

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Men Are Thinking of This Christmas Gift Irs safe to say that many men are set on buying a Krementz Wrist Watch Band if someone does not give them one this Christmas, For Krementz Wrist Watch Bands are new, practical and durable. They eliminate the clumsy prong and buckle of the usual strap. Instead, three wafer-flat links fold into a thin cas- ing. Expanded, links, bandand watchform aloopthatslips right overhand.Alsoupon arm while washing hands. Handier— safer—swifter. Made in Krementz Quality Rolled Gold Plate link casings with leather straps, $7.50; with flexible Milanaise mesh bands,$12.50to$15; also in 14. kt. and 18 kt. solid gold and platinum. At your dealer’s—or write us for name of nearest one. KREMENTZ & CO., Newark, N. J. WRIST WATCH v BAND Vv || cline in the throne-chair, once the seat | wore all his pins at once, would exhibit | carried New York while Alfred E, Smith | states in 1932. Ir will not be a white Christmas in Vir- LIFE man from Maryland, Mr. Bruce, with his rococo quotations from John Randolph of Roanoke, will rusticate in Baltimore. The inflated form of Charles Curtis will re- of Charles Gates Dawes, who might have been President-elect if he had kept his mouth shut. There is no cause for Christmas joy here. But it is an uproarious Yuletide for Dr. Royal S. Copeland of New York, member of thirty-five benevolent, patri- otic and fraternal societies, who, if he | more decorations than King Zogu. Dr.| Copeland was re-elected Senator in a de- | licious victory, for he defeated an Am-| bassador to the Court of St. James's, and | lost it. When he is not prescribing for mumps or poison ivy in his newspaper answers to those in mortal error, Dr. | Copeland fancies himself the next Demo- cratic nominee for President, which shows | how Mr. Hoover can carry forty-cight ginia, North Carolina, Florida and Texas. And all good Republicans on Christmas Eve will gather round the tree in Lafayette Square as Mr. Coolidge leads in the first and third stanzas of “Hark! The Herald Tribune Sings.” The Most Important Thing in Business Worker in timber or iron, Barber attending your strop, Hark to the call of the siren, Hark to the bell in the shop. Smother the flames that are farting: Silence the pound of the punch, Quiet the wheels that are turning— Lunch! i} Hark to it, maid at your keyboard, Hark to it, salesman and clerk, Mountain and valley and seaboard— Pause in the midst of your work. Stifle industrial clamor, Deaden machinery’s crunch, Down with the shovel and hammer— Lunch! Arthur L, Lippmann. THE MAN WHO SAW STARS A TEacHeR was desirous of stimulating the imagination of a class of boys who read foot- ball reports with greater zest than they studied | anthologies. The quotation of a certain couplet, | however, aroused a look of keen appreciation in one of the class whom she considered to be} hopeless. | “Tom,"* said she, ‘what does ‘Two men looked through the prison bars. The one saw mud...the other, stars’ Suggest to you?" “That it must have been a gorgeous scrap!"* said the unimaginative one. —London Morning Post. Here’s a little gem of wisdom for the man who wants the best that smoking can give him—a healthy, protected mouth means a cool, joyous smoke. There's a lot in that thought. There won't be much opportunity for the first smoke to bite or growl, or for the last one to be sour or bitter—every puff will hit the spot, if you will just give your mouth the care that it deserves. If you make Squibb’s Dental Cream an intimate rite in your smoking routine. For Squibb’s not only puts your mouth in a healthy con- dition but, by depositing tiny particles of Milk of Magnesia in the mouth crevices, it keeps it so. At night it relieves any possible irritation or distaste. 40c at any druggist’s. Copyright 1928 by E. R. Squibb & Sons GUARD THE DANGER LINE comicbooks.com