Life, 1928-11-16 · page 40 of 44
Life — November 16, 1928 — page 40: what you’re looking at
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This page satirizes **Prohibition's failure** through a compilation of absurd enforcement contradictions. The central text, "Progress of Prohibition Enforcement," is intentionally ironic—listing enforcement efforts that paradoxically demonstrate Prohibition's ineffectiveness. The satire includes: bootleggers earning extra income legally, Danish firms profiting from American cocktail shaker sales, senators buying liquor under the Capitol, intoxicated firemen, and authorities admitting speakeasies are preferable to uncontrolled illegal drinking. Each anecdote highlights the law's incompetence and the hypocrisy of officials who break it. The cartoonist (bylined W. W. Scott) exposes how Prohibition created crime, corruption, and economic absurdity rather than eliminating alcohol use. The accumulated examples suggest the entire enterprise is futile—a pointed critique during the Prohibition era (1920-1933). The rest of the page contains period advertisements unrelated to this satire.
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ECHOES FRAGRANCE LIFE Progress of Prohibition Enforcement Tue Anti-Saroon Leacue spends $2,- 000,000 a year to fortify Prohibition, and a Portland, Maine, woman asking for a separation testifies in court that her husband, whose occupation is that of floor-layer, makes an extra $200 a week by bootlegging on the side; a Danish firm manufacturing cocktail shakers announces that dry America is its best customer, and a man in Detroit gets thirty days in the House of Correction for shaking cocktails while walking down Michigan Avenue; Boston dry agents seize hair wash in a barber shop, and the whiskey export to the United States from Canada increases; Senator Blease states that he could buy liquor under the Capitol dome, and Senator Copeland tells of a dry Senator who became so intoxicated at a Wash- ington banquet that he fell from his chair; the Director of Public Safety of Jersey City sends firemen who get drunk on duty to a church to “sign the pledge,” and one policeman comes before him on twenty-three separate occasions on the charge of drunkenness; in the state of Washington the mere possession of liquor is a crime under the state law, and the President of the University of Washing- ton warns his students that if the drink- ing that is reported to him on the campus does not stop he will take drastic action | against the charters of the fraternities; in Washington, D. C., an entire family of a man and wife with two small children are arrested by dry agents as rum runners, and the City Council of Green Bay, Wisconsin, asks the Government to let the speakeasies in that city alone, stating that it is better to have the saloons so situated that the police know where they are than to have irresponsible blind pigs scattered in secret places impossible of supervision. W. W. Scott. NUMISMATICS Prosasty the hollowest sensation is when the In- formation Editor answers your hopeful query as to the value of a twenty-five-cent piece, dated 1838 and in good condition, as follows: ‘*Twenty- five cents.""—Detroit News. Lire is publishing its usual DOG CALENDAR this year, at the usual price of one dollar a copy. It will be ready in a few days. When pre- paring your holiday list, don’t forget the DOG CALENDAR; it always makes such an acceptable gift! Orders entered now will be filled on publication. Another Good Wrist Watch Gone Wrong E had to take off the watch to wash up. Absent-mindedly he left it there, just long enough to do a vanishing act. Too bad he didn’t have a Krementz Band. He could have slipped watch, band and all right up on his arm. That's the difference between Krementz Bands and other wrist watch straps, There is no buckle that must be opened. Instead, a neat case bolds three expanding links that permit watch to be slipped on or off— over the hand. Safer, surer, easier. Jewelers have them in gold plated casings with leather or flexible Milanaise mesh bands—87.50 to $15; also with solid 14 kt. and 18 kt. gold and solid platinum casings. Write for name of nearest jeweler. KREMENTZ & CO., Newark, N. J. When completely ex- panded there is ample allowance for free over hand or up on forearm. rement WRIST WATCH v BAND VY comicbooks.com uti tn So coe