Life — August 30, 1928 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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A SOG “Look at Paul Davis redesigning the 4th hole. Zowie, he’s moved that bunker twenty fect digging his ball cat with that spade mashie of his.” “The Foundation Company ought tomake him an offer. He’s wasting his time in the advertising business. One whiff of his mas! it takes nature sx months to catch up! I think the Green Committee ought to pass a hw that he can’t use anything but Silver Kings!” “What! Let a born mole-killer loose at the best ball made?” “Certainly. Why not? I've seen the King do wonders for many a man’s game. It gives him confidenice—he at it easily. He doesn’t press lor he knows the Silver King gets the distance. Golfing poise comes from confidence and to play the best ball made is one of the finest Pieces of golfing psychology there is. Silver King— Reg. U-5. Pat 0 {Imported by} JOHN WANAMAKER NEW YORK holesale Golf Distributors LIifFeE Confidential Guide I Tore Up Your Picture When You Said Goodbye ut ['ve Put It Together Again)—Of the “Curse of an Aching Heart” genus. Memories of France—Sentimental ballad harking back a decade to a romance. Old Man Sunshine (Little Boy Bluebird)—Another philosophical ballad which concludes with the pray: ‘Old Man Sunshine, Little Boy Bluebird, bring a smile to melancholy ‘me,’ h is in contrast with iy Little Bluebird—With its chorus summa- Sing a song for lonely me.” Both quite le. Records The Sidewalks of New York and In the Good Old Summer Time—Regardless of Will Rogers’ bunkless plank, these ever-popular waltzes which have been re-recorded Orthophonically on Victor 21493 are marked by political significance. Nat Shilkret wielded the baton. I Ain't Got Nobody and A Good Man Is Hard to Find—The Ted Lewis fans will approve these indigo numbers as revived by the tragedian of jazz who does the incidental singing as well as musical conducting (Columbia 1428). Don't Keep Me in the Dark, Bright Eyes and I Cant Give You Anything bers Pras couplet er Ellis, sympathetic confidential tenor @ la ustin, interprets this sequel to “Brown Eyes, Why Are You Blue?” The “love” song is {rom the “Blackbirds” revue (Okeh 41077). Phi Delta Theta Dream Girl and Dear Old Girl of Deita Sigma Phi—Since “Dream Girl of Sigma Chi” and other frat numbers became waltz favorites gen- erally, Jan Garber, who has a loyal collegiate follow- ing, “has resurrected two more engaging campus waltzes. t-war waltz tin Quarter ing, Dance—Immortal raul Lincke on Victor thaniel Shilkret’s International Novelly scored for an odd in- 12-inch dis! Concert Orchestra. strumentation including two pianos, pipe organ. reeds and banjo, among the conventional brass fanfare they serve the dual purpose of dance and concert recordings excellently. Today Is Today and Chilly Pom-Pom-Pee— {inzy, Joy, jazz maestro from the Muehlebach Hotel, Kansas City, produces smooth, dance-inspiring fox-trots on Brunswick 3967. Abel Green. THE POWER OF WORDS Ir was a hot night, but I was in good spirits after a pleasant evening. I hailed a passing taxi and we spun along at a merry rate—15-and-5, as a matter of fact. Suddenly a sawed-off Ford pulled up alongside “Pull over there, and be quick about it! yelled the cop. ‘What's the idea, driving fifty miles an hour, runnin’ past the lights, racing down hill and endangering cars and pedestrians?" My taxi driver sat without saying a word. “Come on out here, where I can look you over,"* ordered the officer. Out climbed the driver, without a protest. “Oh! Yeh! I see! You're just one of them fresh young kids that has no business driving any kind of a car. Why don't you say some- thing? What excuse you got? Let's see your license!"* Nervously, and still without a word, my driver showed his credentials. Then the cop burst forth into the most clo- quent tirade I have ever heard. He accused the poor cab driver of just about every traffic viola- tion on the card. Finally, however, the cop went chugging away, and the taxi driver climbed back into his seat. As he pulled up in front of my apartment house I jumped out and handed him the fare. “Well,” I said, sympathetically, ‘did he give you a ticket?"* “‘Hell, no!"* snorted the driver contemptuously, “'T talked him out of it!" —Karl K, Kitchen, in New York Evening World. Ir, as reported, Colonel Lindbergh secks oblivion, he might wy flying across an ocean with a lady passenger.—Macon Telegraph. that first smoke in the morning Is THAT first smoke ever some- thing of an experiment? It shouldn't be—not if your mouth is healthy and free from that woolly, tepid taste. Before that first smoke, tone up your mouth with Squibb’s Dental Cream. It neutralizes acids and soothes the gums. Above all, it leaves tiny particles of Milk of Magnesia in your mouth that help to keep your smoking taste lively and pleasant. Use Squibb’s in the evening, too, after smoking. The fresh cleanliness of your mouth the next morning will delight you. Guard The Danger Line *. B comicbooks.com