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This satirical piece mocks Hollywood gossip and the inconstancy of film industry marriages. The narrative describes two ex-spouses—a recently remarried actor (on his fourth wife) and actress (on her third husband)—who encounter each other on bridle paths near Beverly Hills, riding horses that were once a matched team. Though they're traveling in opposite directions and weren't speaking, their horses' training forces them to stay together, side by side. The joke: Hollywood observers, seeing them ride together smiling, immediately assume reconciliation and spread rumors of new divorces and remarriage. The narrator uses this anecdote to critique both the fickleness of Hollywood marriages and the celebrity gossip mill's eagerness to manufacture scandal from innocent circumstances. It's a gentle roasting of the entertainment industry's marital instability and scandal-hungry reporting.

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