Life — December 29, 1927 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Thus, on January 4, 1928, I Shall sit down at my desk, dip my pen in the ink, and scrawl laboriously at the top of the page: Stamford, Conn., Jan. 4, 1927.” Of course, the persons who get such letters from me are perfectly aware of what I mean, but in later years, when my communications are brought forth into the glaring spot- light of publicity and read to an amused and tittering courtroom, the error may well mean the difference between a successful divorce case and an utter fiasco. If, on February 16, 1924, I had happened to write: “Darling little hunchy-bunch, I'm so wild about you that all I can do is keep saying ‘I love you, I love you, I love you and counsel for the defendant could prove that at that date I did not even know the lady in question, it would put me in a very silly light. 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