Life — November 3, 1927 — page 40: what you’re looking at

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38 Life + Morocco The Garden of the East Land of the Farthest Sunset... Days of Enchantment . . . Nights of Mystery T the other end of “the long- est gangplank in the world” orth Africa... there... strung through all its wonders of exon Cities... of mirage-haunted desert and palm feathered oases . . . the forty-one famous Transatlantigue hotels... every modern comfort and luxury... in the midst of primitive beauty... where all ¢ smart of E And the glorious adventure begins at the very moment you leave New York ...0n a French - with all irs radiant charm mosphere the cuisine of Paris itself! A weekly express ser- vice... the de luxe liners, Ie De France, Paris es. first to Plymouth, England... thea Le Havre de Paris. +2 Fout One-Class Cabin Liners sailing direct to Havre +. +ho transferring to tenders... | simply another gangplank ...a waiting boat train...Paris, in three hours. Overnight... the Riviera. One day across the Mediterranean «North Africa! Mrs. Pep’s Diary | (Continued from page 16) suitable for sleeves was twenty-six dollars a yard, but I do mean to have it rtheless, being deter- mined to economize in some other direction, albeit God alone knows which one it shall be. Looking also for some new stays, I was minded, when the saleswoman departed with a nev my measurements, of the injunction in Joseph Hergesheimer’s “Linda Condon,” “Always remember Mama telling you that the most expensive corsets are the cheapest in the end,” and was thoroughly conscious that such advice does not apply when the garment in question is not likely to be worn more than once. ‘To the playhouse this night to sce ‘The Shannons of Broadway,” a piece so blatantly of the candle-in-the-win- dow school as almost to defy recep- tion by an audience with any pre- tense to sophistication, yet the acting of Lucille Webster and James Glea- son was so natural and diverting as to send me home in a pleasing glow, and somehow confident that the stock which I bought unbeknownst to Sam and which has dropped steadily since my purchase will eventually turn into sunken gardens and a yacht. Baird Leonard. A Rabbit Parable In Wildwood, a socially eminent Rabbit, Of dignity, substance and girth, Had chosen a suitable hole to inhabit— An excellent burrow or earth, When up came a Woodchuck, a genuine groundhog, Who wanted the place for his lair; The Rabbit, impressed by pound hog, Abruptly departed from there. a seventeen- But shortly thereafter a virtuous Badger facture Unless you see the “Bayer Cross’ on package or on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer irin proved safe by millions an d by physicians over twent rs for Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago. Tooths Rheumatism ui Pain, F DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART Sach unbroken “Bayer” package con- tains proven directions. Handy boxes o| twelve tablets cost few cents. Drug: in gists also sell bottles of 24 and 100. Aspirin is*the trade mark of Bayer Manu- of Monoa dester of Sal.cylicacid Slid down from a neighboring shelf; The Woodchuck he slew as a robber and cadger, Bequeathing the hole to himself. A Fox who believed in the law of requita Appeared through the bordering fern He questioned the Badger's manorial title, Demanding the burrow in turn. A battle ensued in a terrible smother, Mffrighting the hardiest soul; The Fox and the Badger abolished each other, The Rabbit returned to his hole. So here is appended the mildest of morals, Accept it for what it is worth: “When all of the Haughty are killed in their quarrels The Meek shall inherit the earth.” —Arthur Quiterman, in New York Times. | Disgusted was found pinned on d shanty in North followir door of a de “Fore miles from a naburs twenty-five miles frum a post offiss twenty-five miles frum ar. r.; 180 miles frum timber; have a mile God bless our hon We're to get a fresh start —P frum water; going East world are shoplifting, Four useless things in the professional weightlifting, facelifting and uplifting. ouisville Times. utile as subtle humor in the Youngstown Telegram. | KEMP’ Ss '$ BALSA ‘| FOR THAT COUGH! | comicbooks.com