Life — October 6, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Life 23 A Pair of Debunkers Meet and Put Their “WS | PEIWEEN US GIpl | Preachings into Practice “ ELL, if it ain't my old pal George! How're ya?” “What the hell is it to you; what do you care anyhow? Don't pull that Babbitt stuff around here.’ “Why, you big bum, you know damn well that I don't give a rap whether or not you drop dead this minute. If I didn’t need ten bucks, I wouldn't even have spoken TOO ayy ‘] THINK HE'S diVINE, my dear—I ACtually DO, Again? Why; but I simply can't STAND HER, my dear, because you cutthroat. he's so sort of SNOOPy and all, do you know what I you haven't paid inean? But I REally think he’s a perfect PEACH be- that ten back yet that I loaned you last month. Tf it wasn't for the fact that your uncle is one of cause he's always so NICE to you, sort of, and I think he says the CLEVerest THINGS! But SHE'S imPOS sible, my dear—I wean I REally think she IS, because she’s so STUpid, sort of, do you know what I mean ACtually, my dear, I think she's the DUMBest mortal I've ever enCOUNtered, don't you really think she is? my best custom: And I have practicably NEVer seen ANY one so JEAI ers, I'd knock all ous of anybody as she is of HIM. HONestly, my dear, your teeth down nply SLAYS me because it is REally too abSURD Nour throat” I mean I don’t think he ever even FLIRTS Are ya. goin her people, do you think he DOES? Well, I to lend me that inean, of COURSE he’s always been terribly NICE. to me and he ALways gives me a terRIFic rush at PARties but I mean he's so much OLDer and all that I've NEVer thought of him in THAT way because I mean he’s practicably THIRty, my dear, but I mean I ACtu- ally think it's KILLing the way she’s ready to ROLL. over and BUTter herself with disMAY every time he even LOOKS at anybody else because I mean I think it is HONestly too abSURD, don't you really think it IS, my dear? Well, ANYways, I can't SEE how he STANDS her because I REally think SHE is. the LIMit, my dear, because she’s so disaGREEable, sort of, do you know what T mean? F'r instance, just the on . other NIGHT at the COUNtry Club DANCE he was HUSTORICAL Events: Scotchmen first lear being TERribly nice to me and honestly G1Ving me swim when they began building toll bridges. the most tre MENdous WHIRL because I mean he was cutting IN on me practicably every other MINute. But T mean SHE wasn't even DANCing, my dear—can you BEAR it? And once when we sort of SkIDded BY her MADIy she came up and said in the NAStiest way that she thought it was about TIME to HOME! Really, my dear, 1, think she’s SIMply FOUL—I mean 1 ACtually po!" Lloyd Mayer Bride: ou, TOM, 1 WAVE Woxpenre News! Husband: wityt's wappenen? want to, you un Bride: \ SALESMAN CALLED TO-DAY — defstand — here t because I AND E TRADED THE SEWING MACHINE ~~ Now, when am I AND VACUUM CLEANER FOR AN ELEC going 3 Pa to get it TRIC COCKTML SHAKER. back, and I other ten, too “Tm expecting a check the first of the week. I hope you die before it arrives.” “AIL right, I'll see you then,” “I hope not.” Dave Murray. True Romance M Ak: Why do you always * wear that necklace Master: Just for sentiment My first husband gave it to me. You know, the one I THE MAN WHO ASKED FOR FREE CRANK SERVICE. shot comicbooks.com