Life, 1927-07-28 · page 11 of 36
Life — July 28, 1927 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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**Top Section ("In the Best American Stage Manner"):** A satirical dialogue between two men in formal dress about a drawing-room scandal. One character (Basil) hints at impropriety involving "a certain lady" and cricket, while the other (Royce) plays coy. The joke mocks overwrought theatrical conventions of the era—characters speak in affected, circumlocutory ways rather than directly addressing gossip. The byline credits Wayne G. Wasley. **"Hopeful" Cartoon:** A whimsical illustration showing a pig calling out to fish, apparently hoping to retrieve one from a pond. The caption suggests the pig's optimistic but futile attempt reflects broader themes of misplaced hope or expectation. **"For the Duration" Story:** A brief narrative about a father bidding emotional farewell to his family before departing for golf, framed solemnly as if he were leaving for war. The satire mocks the self-importance men attach to leisure activities.
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