Life, 1926-12-02 · page 48 of 81
Life — December 2, 1926 — page 48: what you’re looking at
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This page satirizes Christmas customs of the 1890s versus the present day (Life's publication era, early 1900s). The top illustration contrasts how wealthy families of the 1890s hired a professional "Santa Claus"—described as a mysterious, oddly-dressed figure with a distinctive voice—who successfully delighted adults but failed with children themselves. The satire implies nostalgia for simpler times. The "Christmas Statistics" section mocks modern American holiday dysfunction: fathers frustrated by puzzle gifts, wives resenting forgotten presents, mass overeating, and women obsessively hunting for price tags. One adult sardonically remarks "Christmas comes but once a year" without adding "Thank God"—suggesting relief at its rarity. The sidebar jokes target Hollywood's silent films (Hilton Mills credited with "ten subtitles") and social awkwardness ("Needless Hesitations" catalogues stammering romantic moments). Overall, the page presents Christmas as a commercialized, anxiety-producing modern institution—a sharp contrast to Life's idealized 1890s version.
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THE CHILDREN OF TIE HEARSAY. ONCE A YEAR THIS PERSON OF MYSTERY, STRANGELY FAMILIAR VOICE AND PICCADILLY SHOES, APPEARED IN Gbristms JT, 7 f° @ Dumber The Gay Nineties NETIES DID NOT HAVE TO TAKE THEIR SANTA CLAUS ON MERE wit MISPLACED OBESITY, PERSON IN EVERY HOME AND WAS A GREAT SUCCESS WITH EVERY ONE BUT THE CHILDREN THEMSELVES. Christmas Statistics [= fathers will have their 9,514 ictiday ruined by their failure to solve the puzzles which Santa brings to their small sons. 1,627,012 wives will sect the stage for the annual post-holiday comedy, “What Became of That Necktie I Gave You for Christmas?” 118,000,000 Americans will over- eat. 8,399,500 women will waste mil- lions of precious moments hunting for price marks which were oblit- erated by 8,399,500 other women. 1 adult will remark at 10:31 rp. M. on December 25, “Christmas comes but once a year,” and neglect to add, “Thank God.” Gerald Cosgrove. A Man’s Man OLLYWOOD GUIDE: O° course you folks wanta sec a few of the stars. Well, look quick now, there goes Hilton Mills! You know—strong, silent type. Spoke only ten subtitles in his last picture! Needless Hesitations « R. — Jones?” “Won't you — sit down?” “May I — play?” “Will you — dance?” “You mean —?” “Does she — expect —?” “Have you — heard —?’ “May I — kiss you?” “Will you — have something?” S. S. ESSIMISTIC NOTE: All's well that ends. comicbooks.com