Life — November 18, 1926 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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“Sleep that knits the raveled sleave of care” When you retire at night in the Book-Cadillac Hotel, we believe your sleep will be sweet and sound +++ Your room will be high, seven stories or more above the street, so that all strange sounds are tempered until they're barely heard + + » You'll find the beds marvelously soft and yielding; so yielding and soft that they're remembered the world over, they can’t be forgotten + + + And so with nights made still by height, with only the infrequent sounding of deep-throated, musical, far-away whistles of lake freighters, with the city and its night life far below, with beds that areas soft as old pillows—you'll sleep and you'll tell of it for days + + + There are 1200 rooms all with bath, all with outside air, and 560 are priced at four and five dollars. We'll welcome you here! We'll do our utmost to make your visit memorable and pleasant. Men say that it is one of America’s great hotels. THE BOOK-CADILLAC HOTEL COMPANY DETROIT Roy Carruthers, President Heavyweight Champion- ship Requirements fists to a finish—anywhere from one to two hundred and eighty-five rounds. . Present Must have four-years’ course in journalism. Must have thorough knowledge of stocks, bonds and other investments, Must have library containing works of all great orators. Must have good beauty specialist skilled in facial surgery. Must have belief he can act and be willing to go into the movies. Should be able tu put on soft gloves and box from one to ten rounds every three or four years. R. WwW, Inside Football “HE first order of business is a discussion of the football evil,” announced the President of Peroxide College as he called the weekly meet- ing of the faculty to order. ‘‘Foot- ball is overshadowing the scholastic side of college life; it is undermin- ing our institutions of learning. In view of this serious situation, what is the sense of this body?” “Frankly, I am not qualified to vote on the matter,” replied the Pro- fessor of Mathematics. “I have in- vented a new system of numerical signals, and the coach has signed me up as one of his assistants.” “Neither can I cast an unbiased vote,” declared the Professor of Psychology. “Our star quarterback intends to turn professional and has engaged me as his press agent.” “And the fullback wants me to write his autobiography,” spoke up the Professor of History. “He has had many flattering offers, but, as you know, he can’t write.” “The center is courting my daughter,” interjected the Dean of Men,” and it would be extremely ‘Allow me to interrupt, gentle- men,” said the Treasurer. “I have just received a telegram from the left end’s father, offering to give Peroxide the largest stadium in the State.” “In that case,” declared the President, “I shall entertain a mo- tion to increase the salaries of the Pe 7 ‘Wim your lodging paid for, you will find attached to your re- ceipt an accident insurance policy. Its cost is not charged again& you. For 48 hours it guards you and your family, Paying $5,000.00 for accidental death; $2,500.00 for loss of limb; See ; N and $25 weekly over a long term for wholly disabling injuries. = Society Note iy as Me: JONES has been going to town every night on account of the radio set his wife bought to keep him at home. entire coaching staff... .Carried.” Robert Hage. comicbooks.com