Life — October 21, 1926 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Life A Busy Day in the Life of Queen Marie of Rumania A. M.—Rises. Takes seven burger & la Bucharest. Favors a baths, using different brand of — British sauce, but withholds recom- bath salts each time. Dictates mendation. British manufacturers al to maker of her favorite. haven't been paying much lately. —Breakfast of Post Toast- 8 Pp. m.—Opens mail from America Shredded Wheat, Grape Nu and sorts out checks. Corn Flakes, H-O, and Sapolio. De 9 p. m.—Decides to go to America cides in favor of Sapolio and writes to save postage. testimonial accordingly. Elmer Roessner. 10 ,. a.—Dresses for day. Ex- periments with eighty-seven _per- fumes. Likes Three Flowers best, but withholds endorsement until ar- rival of certified check. 10:15 a, M.—Writes three movie scenarios, a novel, and several mag- azine articles. 10:30 a. M—Luncheon. Sips nine different kinds of ginger ale. Writes appropriate testimonial. ) yp. M.—Suffers indigestion as result of ginger ale. Calls royal physiciin and is treated with nine differcot’ remedies. Decides Bell- Ans is best, and writes testimonial to Mr. Ans. 3:30 p. M.—Spends afternoon on long-distance phone prospecting mar- riage of only unwed daughter. Gets offers from three Kings, eight | EMSs > . . . Princes, and one Grand Duke. De- ‘ : ee eS Burning His Bridges cides to wait until she finds what her Fe m ‘ dlyce: witat Makes American agency has dug up. ers o YOU THINK TOM IS GO- . 6 ». m—Dinner. Tries eight Sas ING TO QUIT COLLEGE? sauces and four relishes on her Ham- af ; Mertyle: ur’s TRADED HIS UKULELE FOR A PAIR OF GARTERS. The Psychology of Homo Americanensis WHEN a politician promises to realize the millennium, raise wages 100%, abolish di: put an automobile in every workingman’s home, give every woman a diamond ring and abolish the drug traffic, all in the two-year period of his incumbency as county clerk, Homo Americanensis wildly applauds him. When his bank, capital $200,000,000, sends him a monthly statement of account prepared on an adding machine, Homo Americanensis says, “That can’t be right.” Then, after adding it up five times by different methods, he finds it is cor- rect. Then he says, “H’m! I don’t see how that can be right!” Baron Ireland. Canard! 'HERE is no truth in the report that a magazine of “Bright Sayings of the President” (edited by the White House Chie/; DAMNED Goop AD., JENKINS. Now po you Spokesman) will be published under the title of Coolidge SUPPOSE YOU COULD FIND SPACE DOWN IN A cor- Humor. OR SOMEWHERE WHERE IT WOULDN’T INTER- FERE WITH THE APPEAL TOO MUCH (THIS 18 JUST ETHEL: And isn’t their honeymoon over yet, my dear? A SUGGESTION, OLD MAN) AND TELL ’eEM wHat “~ Manet: Oh, not yet—you still can’t understand a word WE'RE SELLING? they say to each other. comicbooks.com