Life — May 6, 1926 — page 46: what you’re looking at

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LIFE | The Sweetest Pipe In The World ‘The p.easure you get out of a pipe depends on the care put into its making. Milano is hand-fashioned by master craftsmen from century-old Italian briar —craftsmen whose sole aim is to crease your smoke-pleasure, ” Milanols beautiful te lodkeats wilds graceful contours and deep, lustrous finish. Butits real merit is in the smok- ing—for, from the first puff, it’s the stevetest pipe in the world. Milano comes in 37 smart shapes, smooth finish, $3.50 up. Rustic models, $4.00 up. All are “Insured”? for your Protection, angle on the stem. Ws. DEMUTH & CO, ‘onld's Largest Man e Pues 230 FIFTH AVENUE. NEW YORK MILANO "The Insured Pipe perers of Fin Look for the White Tri- | ‘The Terror of ‘Life said James. J mentioned awful te what I call her because she pretends it may have before, I answered mechan- ‘ve done— sured me. time,” she t's this article about doctors prolonging life. 1 think it's sinful.” Why?" 1 tered. “If anybody has an, to live beyond the ap: po nd ten, why not?” “Un answered James, somewhat cryptically “Do you mean your Uncle George who is to leave us a generous part of his vast fortune when he A faint dawn glowed in the east of my 1 Klers andi (For decency’s actly; when he—” and I never say it in actual Uncle provided with ten James ) "Sy Gee 1 mself arefrce existence 1 exclaimed. set up housekeepi extra years of “Oh, gosh Why, hope of your U we cle Georg us, dex sa “There's not only James, “There's Ant Emma and A Frances and Aunt Sarah and—" it's appalling,” [L muttered. “it's rr said James, “Ii all rich old people had th Ss ex tended, as it were, and lived on and m ai “Don't!” T begged. “It's frightful! No hope...no rest...no peace. ..no case. . nothir but a dreary world of re juven, ancients squandering — their 1 1 increment on their selfish selves.” While glorious golden youth s the middle ag ht . des for rdly goal mediocre “Slavery,” cried ‘Or sycophantic degradation,” [ sug gested. “Stagnation!” she howled. Damnation!" [ agreed, and we felt better for it “Science,” said James, “has far. The pendulum is swin Science has defeated itself.” ience may admit defeat,” said 1, but we, never! Uncle George shall have five more years—which is ger ous. And then, if he still persists, for yottr sake And nt Emma's and Aunt Frances,” James reminded me “ri—! In which case,” interrupted James nm what she fondly imagined to be a will MW ever convict you! HW; HAT good insecticide this country really needs is for radio bugs. Our Headache Corner Edited exclusively for those who are occasionally afilic ed with headaches. Edited by with the sup HENRY HEADACHE complex. elegant, b ething else a throb That throbbing, pain—but s ache just to thumpin, And we're here not to cause, but to cure, your headache eee We'll make ! hear of Kohle er, ¢ headache that, too. Ever Ithas been for 33 years ened condit rep as well 3 headache. No, it leaves you feeli simply elegant oe Because tion So when you get you'll know how to | Retort | AXZHAT you don't know | Won't hurt you.” That's all the answer I « | And yet This thought had late, when came to me time ‘or otherwise you I'll bet, An would have been, long ago!” S. R. undertaker’s client MEN — Stop Falling Hair! GLOVER’S will cleanse and stimulate the scalp, destroy dandruff and promore & healthy gre “GLOVER'S hair before you ly bald, Write Dept P18 H. Clay ow Co, comicbooks:com