Life — May 6, 1926 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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a better rat the man who Clean Fun Oueen of Sheba Why is it that we girls never get oadway, and me times easier to get h than our istening of my nephew, whose g ut since the chil is cighteen months old a with all the mother I am to be, t LIFE: Ns Loos Diaryr ~\) K forthcoming at ch an event, I could ik r ht for which he might hold me in loving rememby ce in after years save a flask, and that did not s able gift from ma suit ¢ who, acco to the prayer t renounce the devil and all orks in his behalf > Tam d to give him a gold piece, in the hope that some day it may extricate im from a temporary difficulty, for never shall I forget the time in college when I discovered in the leaves of my Bible a twenty-dollar bill strengthened my I at oan inn with and she told me had out play paratory which faith in the ste y of ++-To lunch Amy how her s ijah_ and the ravens Ellsworth, pson t teeth knocked baseball at hed had his two fro this pre- 1 of the great their repl would entail, where upon I could not but ask if the lad had rethought to the di ed fangs the retrieve before quitting cit neither of us knew at the moment how their posses ld the meth rn dentistry, the mere ide the grounds, and, al accord w As of mx did put a little she would have started her in such a twitter that w encouragement forth for Hotchkiss with a rake My April ices on'the hew tray wh 15th Vitda Cr then, after reading this and that in the journals, I fell a-thinking of what a idea it would be if individuals Jemned, like property, for Mr Earl Carroll would be , but realizing that I vegetable h breakfast of s did give me good could be ¢ then such nuisances in the new: Browning and heard of no mo could do it, as is the case with so m inspiratic I did rise and do on my shat rai- ment ailing upon our Aunt Caroline at hotel, forasmuch as when she sces me in anything fine, she is curious as to its cost, and more secretly ced than ever, methinks, that Sam 1 1 will set forth for Sode morrah the day after But I did find her, to her will is read. my sur] and delight, in exceedingly fine fettle after a satisfactory interview with her brokers, and she did order for in her rooms an elaborate 1y neon, not once asking the waiter if one por- tion would to the playhouse, to see a piece called “Lulu Belle,” upon the tragic ending of which Aunt Caroline vouchsafed, Well, after all, she brought it upon herself; she should have never allowed him to Walking home through the town, [ did en serve for two. Then we come up! uunter mm: of my ac- one of the res of the quaintance, fe springtime, amongst red Smith, who told me, when I asked him w them he was up to these $s writing his memoirs and had just reached the point where he resigned from the French Cabinet .-This night, playing bridge at Mary Eyre’s, I did hold a hand of nine spades to five honors, the Ace and King of hearts, with am days, that he v singletons in clubs ds, making a small slam h the feeling that at last I had ird Leonard. of it w seen Rome. Remember Salome: the old saying—the more chaste, the less speed. Clean Fun comicbooks.com