Life — April 15, 1926 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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32 Gastrogen Tablets never stop digestion by going too far! great objection which can be urged against so many digestive remedies. They very promptly relieve indigestion, "heartburn" and gas. They correct acidity, but there they stop. They do not interfere with the normal, healshy process of digestion its There they differ radically from bicarbonate of soda and preparations containing it. For with alkalics of this class, your stomach is often bur- dened with an alkaline residue which prevents it from digesting your food. ( yen ob Tablets are free from the one Gastrogen Tablets work in a different way! The peculiar virtue of Gastrogen Tablets is that ooce byper-acidity is overcome, once the distress is gone, the stomach remains “‘in neutral."* Na- ture quickly restores the correct amount of mild acidity (1-5 of one per cent) and any amount of Gastrogen’ remaining rests inert. and passes through the system unchanged Your indigestion vanishes quickly, your “heartburn” and distress is rapidly overcome, and your stomach gocs on in its normal work of digesting food without interference. Gastrogen Tablets are pleasant and harmless Gastrogen Tablets are mild, safe and effective They combat digestive disturbances without re~ tarding digestion. They are pleasant to taste They purify the breath and they are very prompt in the relief they give Your druggist has them in handy pocket- tins of 15 tablets for 20c; also in cabinet- size bottles of 60 tablets for 60c. If you want to try them before you buy them, send the coupon for free introductory packet of 6 tablets, GASTROGEN Oablets A Love Lyric Jder than the willow is the bank, ters. by I'm sadder than the deep blue sea, I'm sadder than the sky. Who seeks to cure my misery Is not advised to try. I'm not going to have my hair cut, fi my face, I'm not going to clean y teeth or shave Nor fasten up my lace; For by the ste My love no lo the only ¢ sorial disgrace. 1 not going to Il flee the sight and sound of men, Tl not go out to 1 be a lion in | Of qu fe I'll never whistle tunes, But I will si nd emulate Jen test line. I'll not respect a hoary pat | The habits of baboons. I'm not going to have my boots brushed, | I'm not going to cut my nails y to use a knife or fork | salt sca sn | For by the stars abo | My no longer Ic So 1 will go and fill Two large enamelled pails —H. G.G. 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