Life — April 8, 1926 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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12 Teacups and Travel I HEAR you and Bob are going abroad. Isn't it enchanting take r? I never can remember....And it is your first Aren't you thrilled? Do you cream or lemon, my de trip, too. I was dreadfully excited the first time I went abroad. Of cc I have been so many times now that it is really rather a bore. 1 me say, it any one has been abroad But you'll love it. 1 be quite ill crossing in to s so ordinary. Every one who is se you'll le usually are the first time. I'd advise you to go to bed and stay there. If you have ge will be good weather, the pa ant. But they usually time of the year. Don’t you war AVE st of these le cookies ? I suppose you ar don?...Oh, I see stay long there. An Naples, don’t stop at all sh. Th Naples. I've spent weeks there an know. Perhaps you some Cointre that is very good Good in Milan, 1 remember e isn't a si « there. of cx other plac thing to have there is just the simple I ) Be sure to have some task and they will know you mean. And don't eat ». All tet in Italy has germs on it for vino de any whatever yc rme_pe- sort, I don’t know they are deadly. Really make name terribly ill. I ate some one time in Florence, I think it w I had a perfectly splitti and, my dear headache an entire afternoon I suppose you are going to Venice? You'll be disappointed. It has changed very much. I was there eight years ago and I'm sure it has changed. Ford cars in all the streets and motor boats in all the canals. Of course, there is St. Mark's and the Doges’ Palace—palicco is their word for pal- ace—you'll want to see them. And t Bridge of Sighs. But it isn't anything but a little bridge over a dirty little w canal. There is really not a thing to see in Venice that you haven't already seen on post-cards When you get to Paris, I know the duckie woman who does marvelous clothes. I'll give you her ad- dress. So reasonable—it was like giving MOMENT WOULD MEAN INSTANT DEATH. z IT's JUST LIKE BE- BACK IN NEW YORK, them away. And there is a wonder- ful little restaurant not far from L’Etoile. VU give you the address. They have marvelous Chicken a la Maryland. Much better than in Balti- more, Of course, you have to ask for it in French. Poulet & la Maryland. I'll write it down for you. Aren't you going to have another cup? I always have three cups of tea, but never more than two cups of coffee. Coffee makes me awfully—well, jumpy. 1 suppose you'll have to see the Louvre. Every You a Just a lot things stabled in re to find it very old old building. >» be careful about If you don't tip just the right t they get furious, Taxicab driv- ers especially. They are all criminals, ntings and And, my dear, tippir amor I've heard, and if they get mad at you soon kill you as not.... really? I know you'll ur trip. Sterling Patterson, they'd jus \ mt RE love every min Women's Writes T JANE The nicest man in New York— Hugh Harnden—is going West soon on a business trip. He is my Very Best 1 engas id, although we r exactly I want him to enjoy every minute he is in yet— San Francisco, sé am giving him a card of intr your darnedest ion to you. Please do Lovingly, Crarice. Dearest Crart The nicest man in New York—and San Francisco—arrived here three days ago. I did my darnedest. We were married last night. Devoted! Jaxe Jesslyn Hull. Baseball Memories HANLON in a fawn-colored overcoat with a plush col ar, Jake Beckley playing first base in whiskers, Fred Ely at shortstop without a glove with a Joc Me! of a double-header. Billy Gilbert at s a toupee “A cold drink for a nickel.” McC. H. mustache. ing both games nd hase without comicbooks.com