Life — March 4, 1926 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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\4 - LIFE - er with delight over the receipt of an unexpected pres ut it wa nought but the garbage Awake bk ing in the publick prints And Octavia B 7th how Mr. and Mrs. Still the approach of hard coal year, I ed three weeks ago at February foey did tell how, at Bloomingdale's her last’ birthd. d forgotten. So up 2 and did on my brown Balbriggan man have become reconciled after their friend had interviewed one of ich fits me ill about the neck * long and disgraceful bicke I could Now, I do not want to which I do wear when I am certain of not find it in my heart to cherish agai g ay meeting no one Sam a grievance which had not lasted y whom I shall ever twenty-four hours, so did bespeak something she encounter again, ' fair at once, to his gre rpri like for for Lord! one can whereupon he did suggest, without any present not cast away machination on my ¥ lo pl Lizzie, whole garments for chase at his expen am ng that she a whim until one set which I have coveted. Then we fell re needs and has given them at a-gossiping about acquaintance, might not think « least half a dozen especial of M. T., a lamentable wr buying for herseli wearings. Then to who is forever complaining of th whereto Lizzie re Saks’s shop, where that defection in individuals and refer- joined, She needs a Miss McDougall in ring to h as a gentle w double boiler the adjustment bu Sam vouct . A gentleman needs no Won a wager reau did sve to it bush, but he certainly needs good wine. this night — from THE RADIO BUG that I got a new He did tell, too, of an afternoon Larry — Dickir bag and three dol wherein M. T. had got halfway to his as to whether and her lars ar five cents in money to drawing-room fireplace with a log of — new spouse woul 1 us for supper, compensate for the old purse I leit at wood and had then taken it back to Larry holding that Sabbath solitude the counter three weeks ago and @hich box, saying, Wait a minute—I've got a was a honeym« an argument — was lost in delivery, which pleased me tler to do this....A great crowd at — which I could noi gainsay, but | mightily; but when Sam heard of it, he our house for tea, and the talk t have noticed that when people wait as berated me for accepting cash in to “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,” which — long as thos » wed, such good in- the transaction, and went on at a great is now in much demand at the local tentions as going to church by day and rate about the absence of honour in booksellers’, I did state that my own reading “The Decline and Fall of the women, and, albeit I am certain he blondness had been unmistakab) Roman Empire” aloud by night go — spoke in jest, did succeed in dimmir the city took to soft coal, w ay when an attractive invitation my pleasure a bit, the brute,...Bob Ralph Crews. said, In ott . comes along Akin to dinner, and we fell a-talking of our first and early libations, and I did i — oe recall the time when I travelled to Il | Aree Som ——— linois to visit my father, who was stop- j ping at an inn, and carried along bottle of cocktayles to which Tw 4 fcarful of attracting notice by orderin g up cracked ice, and so did frappe them = ; i with icicles which I artfully plucked a from the window ledge at the risk of 4 Yt. my life. I was twenty-five years old, j ‘ . , too, if a day, so how the modern flapper bs : would laugh at my temerity! Nor would my father have cared, neither, y methinks, for Lord! when he caught me ft 1 at my first cigarette, he did twinklingly | q > reproach me for not having conven- . tionally asked his permission to smoke. Baird Leonard. } Discovery ADIOS have entered American | homes to stay—especially the sets THE INFLUENCE OF THE LOUD-SPRAKER ON THE AMERICAN HOM not bought on the installment plan. | comicbooks.c¢om