Life — February 25, 1926 — page 8: what you’re looking at

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Lines cific instance of how Provi- LORIDA’S climate is a s dence tempers the wind to the shorn lamb, AL A man in New Rochelle was recently fined two dollars for impersonating a dog. If the dog had been fined, we presume, that would have been news. JL Musso amendment to the Mosaic whole set of teeth for one the American Dental Association is reported to have Upon readi h"—the entire met © Fascist Jt An appropriate prize for the winner of next year’s Charles- ton contest would be a set of last season's Mah Jong tiles. 1 cocktail shaker to Department Wiirrter would pi Ani JL ntist has invented flexible g More pocket flash than ever bef Sut, Mr. Ways is merely due to the curr an era A sci , and now hip-pocket le to do double service as cushions. at The Soviet Government has adopted cor will be a training in college, similar to that in many American colleges and un What a pr dicament Committee o curity League! Jt ing American diplomat ge president who World Court and peace to his fellow citizens and at the came time upholds compulsory mili y drill on the campus as part of youthful cul JL Sceretary of State Kettoce still insists that Countess Kar oLy1 can't come into the coun- try. As most of the rest of us can't the status quo is get ¢ thus maintained and everything lovely Astronomers tell us that Mars is now travel in our direc- tion at the rate of nearly a mil- lion miles a day. In this emer- gency America expects Secretary K > to do his duty JL 1 of the crimes committed Peru in the last ¢ to the c¢ aple of years leads vietion that Mr Gerato Citarm an had me ul lies than Be n ever heard of s the late war, “Mt Meetings in Heaven Augustine Washington and His Son UGUSTINE WASHINGTON had b Aw side of Heaven, and hadn't h his son George until this particu when they ra away at the d anything of r su y morning, n into each other on the street aid Augustine, when George had introduced mself, “fancy mecting you like this, The last I heard of you was a few years after I came here. I met your brother Lawrence and he told me were thinking of taking up surveyi hat when he died you ng. Did you?” “Yes, sir, but I didn’t keep at it long enough to do much with it,’ 1 George. His father frowned. “Ah, | am sorry to hear that,” he exclaimed, “thi must admit it doesn’t thought ugh 1 together surprise me I always ng to turn out badly. A boy who could be wicked enough to cut down a perfectly g tree and then not even | shook his head. “Well, w said Georg: a soldier. The elder Washington shook his head despondently. “Every bit as ba he muttered. “If not worse. But I essed it. A boy who'd chop down a tree when he knew he'd be punished for it, and then not be clever enough to think of a way to lie out of it, isn’t fit for much nu were herry it—" He rage to der come? Nota sailor? “I was never interested in traveling ve the cc at did you b I becan might have else besides soldicring B maybe you di that. Did you “To be honest, “Ld won the n't even stick to said George, d after we later I resi war. B I was elected President— “President Heaven's sake? tine in surpri { what, for asked Augus- “I was the first President of said George ‘ather of His Country, jaculated his parent. To think of that!” hen he smiled shrewdly. “But I'm not surprised. Not a bit of it the fearlessness to cut di tree and then come and admit it was sure Any boy who would have n my to end in some place of im- portance. And hooking George's arm in his he started off to intro- duce him to his friend: Bertram Bloch. Masculine Revolt TTERS have reach «l the breaking point,” storted Old Man Kyle vax bers ask us if we want a girlish when our bar DUNNO WHISH ONE To B’LtEVE!” bob.” af ' comicbooks.com