Life — December 10, 1925 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Milano No. 1761 is curved, comfortable and companionabie. It’s a perfect exam- ple of skilled pipe- craftsmanship. The Sweetest Pipe In The World The unseen quality produced by ex- traeffort in the making of a Milano | imparts that “‘something’’ which is the difference between “just a pipe” and “the sweetest pipe in theworld.” | Because the Milano is skilfully fash- ioned of the finest briar, a century old, you cannot buy a detter pipe. Milano Pipes come in 26 smart styles, smooth finish $3.50 up; the beautiful Rustic models, $4.00 up. All are “Jnsured” for your pro- tection. Look for the White Triangle on the stem. Wm. DEMUTH & CO. World's Largest Manufacturers of Fine Pipes 230 FIFTH AVE.. NEW YORK MILANO LIFE Lis OUR. FOO H “\ Stee ARIES : fa Revived Marius met one of his friends at Can- nebiére and said to him: “I've just come back from Nice, where 1 heard the most marvelous concert! Wagner, Beethoven, Schumann, Mozart— in short, an extraordinary concert. 1 even came back to-night on the 7:35 with Johann Sebastian Bach !” “Go on!” said his friend. “You're not telling me you came back on the 7:35 with Johann Sebastian Bach?” “That's what I said.” “You're a liar!” “Tam not a liar!” “Yes, you are; and to prove it, the 7:35 was taken off three days ago!” —Le Rire (Paris). Custom The wee Scots lad was in the habit of entering the village baker's shop and ask- ing the proprictress there to give him two ha’pennies for a penny. This con- tinual request so irritated the lady be- hind the counter that one day, losing her temper, she scolded him and told him not to return. The young Highlander read justed his bonnet on his head and said gravely: “Michty! It’s a wunner tae me how ye keep yer customers.” —London Morning Post. Xo tonic better than Abbott's Bitters, sample by mall, 25 eta ©. W. Abbott & Co,, Baltimore, Md. A Hard Contract Louis had completed his first day at school and had climbed upon his father's lap to give dad his impressions thercof. “Well,” said dad, “how do you think you will like school?” Whereupon the countenance of Louis took on a most serious expression. “To tell you the honest truth, dad,” he answered, “I believe I've started some- thing I can’t finish.""—Kansas City Star. As Is’ Candor in advertising attains conspic- uous whiteness in Middletown, N. Y., in whose Times-Press there is offered for sale an “antique mahogany and leather settee, nearly new.” —New York World. Find the Superfluous Word Advertisement in Portland (Ore.) Journal: “Two married men of meek ap- pearance for electrical sales work.” —American Legion Weekly. Sue: I'm afraid I can't marry you. He: Oh, just this once! —Pitt Panther. Salesmanship is the art of making yourself believe that a polite refusal is an excuse to go on arguing. —Akron Beacon Journal. CHASES Always Fresh Always Delicious Absolutely 100% pure 5-10 and 25 cent sizes Lusciousness in com- pact form for the motorist —a box of Dominoes. They're _re- freshing, these domino: shaped mints and flavored with piquant mellowness. Buy Dominoes wherever good candy is sold. Send 10 cents in stamps for sample box W. P. CHASE, CANDY CORP. Brooklyn, N.Y. Wherever three Americans are gath- ered together, they get enthusiastic about something.—Columbia (S. C.) State. Going to Travel? Then by all means refer to the travel section of Harper's Magazine—Every month you will find many alluring sugges- tions and vivid pictures of America and faraway places including the announcements of a large number of Tourist Agencies, Ruilroads, Steamship Lines, Resorts and Hotels. Sailing Dates in Every Issue For the convenience of our readers we will publish each month the sailing dates for Europe and other countries together with the dates of epecial tours and cruises. Feel perfectly free to write us—Our Travel Bureau will gladly furnish any information desized. HARPER'S MAGAZINE 49 East 33rd Street, New York, N.Y. comicbooks.com