Life — June 25, 1925 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Captain: DON'T WORRY, MADAM; WE'LL CATCH THE THIEF WHO ENTERED YOUR STATEROOM, “ves! stow-rokes! He'S PROBABLY FORTY MILES FROM HERE BY THIS TIME.” What's Wrong in This Story ? “WES, Ed, we're going up North this year. Up in the woods. Real rough stuff, you know. We'll take a tent along—no cottages for us. We're going to get right | into the wilderness and lead the primitive life for a few weeks, Cook our own bacon and eggs over the campfire and sleep on pine boughs. “We'll just take along the fishing tackle and maybe the camera. No golf clubs or tennis rackets. No parlor amusement stuff this year. No, w going to get right next to nature. I've got pioneer blood in my veins, Ed, and I ache for the open spaces. “Yes, I know it's not open, it's all woods; but you know what I mean, The great out-of-doors! I've been reading up on all the stuff I need to know. We're not going to be like ordinary tenderfeet, believe me. “Oh, the Missus is just as eager to go as IT am. That is, I know she will be when I tell her. Sure. Wi always gone to the seashore but she'll be glad to have a change. Oh, I'm not worried about hier, She'll want to go, all right.” John C, Emery. P. S.—She actually did! RUE: Every time I wear this bath- ing suit I blush, Sue: Never mind. You'll soon tan, 17 eC Suggestions for Additional Bathing Beach Signs HE management is not responsible for loss of moncy, clothing or reputation on this beach. eee Life guards are forbidden to converse with bathers unless properly introduced er in case of drowning. see Persons are cautioned against leaving dogs, babies, hus- bands, etc., too near the water's edge at low tide. see This beach can be emptied in 3 minutes in case of sharks or thunderstorms, Look around now for your nearest hero. eee Suitable wrappers must be worn in going from cottages to beach, Once you're there, use your own judgment. see Chorus girls wishing the extremity of their tan to show on the stage may obtain extra-high-necked bathing suits at the office. eee Kindly report any inattention to the Desk Clerk, leaving name, address and photograph. Richard S. Wallace. * you live in Tennessee you don't dare believe the world is getting better. And if you live in Tennessee, it isn’t. LN “SS P The Intruder: of, PARDON ME, The Girl (nervously): DON'T MENTION IT, PLEASE. comicbooks.com