Life — January 8, 1925 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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__SNT Scissors ==} Aut NULLUs Retirement Many a merry quip is gleaned from the want ads, and then occasionally there appears an ad full of real pathos. Here's one from Situations Wanted : “Loxcuann addressing at home by ex- teacher."—Kansas City Star. Add Similes Brazilian English “English for the Mass” is the title of a booklet published in Para, Brazil. “The American Sellsman,” writes the author, “is typically of an energy which is to admire in the warmth of the tropics Of a youthfulness generally he breathes lively and walks springly, searching hi customer loyally for the firm his. Yer under the breast of the American sells man beats the heart warmness, therfor let us give greeting smiles with two hands open to him, crying ‘welcome to Brazil, Mister.’ "—Youth’s Companion. Six Cubits and a Span “George,” asked the teacher of a Sun day School class, “what man above all clude Kin Hubbard's “Little Golden others shall you wish to see when you Moots came in th’ grocery t'day shiverin’ fet te saaagdt ‘ , - Sa Fon "New Yi Vorld, is face bright with anticipation, like a Ford fender."—New York World. Goo’ Anvice Gises fonea cou SEE THAT FELLOW OVER THERE?” London Deily Ni Cater: Do you know, Dorothy, that “ves.” you are the perfect image of your father? Dotty: Oh, yes am often taken for Le Pe my papa.—Boston Transcript. Mr. Frank J. Wilstach’s “A Dictionary of Similes” is incomplete. It fails to in ‘WELL, LOOK OUT—HIE’S A CROOK.” Mile (Paris). Horrors ! A young husband was dickering with the radio when friend wife started an argument about some trifling matter. “Listen,” said husband. “If you don't shut up, I'll turn Zion City on you.” —Chicago Tribune. Ir must be disappointing to the would- be athlete to spend four years in college and.have nothing to show for it but an education.—Detroit N “How's chances on a drink?” “Rather dangerous.” —Mass. Tech. Voo Doo. Lire is published every Thursday, simultaneously in the UL Great Bri Canada and British’ Possessions. Title registered in Patent Office. $3.00 a year In advance, Additioral postage to foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.60 a year; to Canada, 80 cents. Back numbers cannot be supplied, © foreign trade supplied from Ltre’s London Office, Rolls House, reams Buildings. London, E. C. Canadian distributor, "The American News Company, Ltd., 386-388 St. James Street, Montreal, Canada. Yo contributions will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and ssed envelope. Live docs mot hold itself responsible for the loss or The text ond illustrations in Live are copyrighted, For Reprint Rights "om-return of unsolicited contributions. in Great Britain apply to Live, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, Fetter Notice of change of eddress should reach this office two weeks prior Lane, London, 1°. C., England. to the date of issue to be affected. Si PTT TTS RAE F BROOKS BROTHERS The Plaza Building, showing the Pam Beacu Store of Brooks Brothers MADISON AVENUE COR. FORTY-FOURTH STREET NEW YORK AT PALM BEACH cMessrs. Brooks Brotuers announce the Opening of a Store in the Plaza Building, County Road, Pam Beacu, where they will have for sale a representative stock of their Clothing especially suitable for wear at Southern Resorts, as well as Furnishings, Hats, Shoes, Leather Goods, Liveries, Travellers’ and Smokers’ Accessories. BOSTON TREMONT cor. BoYLSTON Telephone Palm Beach 1618 NEWPORT 220 Briievur Avenue comicbooks.com