Life — December 18, 1924 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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How to Lose on the Races Tuts has been the most difficult ques- n we have ever had to answer. It s taken the work of 1,000 highly rained expert research men two years ‘ time, working day and night, and a rtune in money to discover a system sreby a man or a woman can lose on races. Nor are we sure yet that method acquired at such pains and xpense is foolproof. There were many methods we had to scard in arriving at our decision. The st and the least practical was the one llowed chiefly by women—that of cking a horse because he has a nice me or such a lovely tail. It may oc- r to many that this should be an ex- lent losing formula, but investigation ved conclusively that it was the rest method, having the highest per- of winning bets. 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