Life, 1924-06-05 · page 9 of 48
Life — June 5, 1924 — page 9: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page from *Life* magazine contains several distinct pieces of humor: **Top cartoon**: Shows graduates in academic robes walking away from commencement, with the caption "Toya's maybe—huh, Willie. D'ya think?" The joke appears to mock the meaninglessness of honorary degrees—the text above addresses "Rufus B. Fisher-Body" (likely a wealthy industrialist), noting that the university places his name on its "roll of honorary alumni" to court his financial support. The graduates' casual dismissal suggests the degrees lack genuine value. **"The Valedictorian"**: An illustration of a formally dressed man labeled as "THE VALEDICTORIAN AS HE REALLY LOOKS"—presumably satirizing the gap between the dignified ideal and reality. **"Ten Most Useless Books on a Desert Island"**: A humorous list mocking impractical reference books (city directories, bartenders' guides, etc.) with no survival value—straightforward satire of urban irrelevance. The overall theme critiques academic pretension and commercial interests in education.
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