Life — April 3, 1924 — page 54: what you’re looking at

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44 LIFE Are pipe-smokers less selfish than other people? A lot of evidence points that way—maybe some reader can explain it One can't imagine an ordinary citizen going about telling all his friends where he bought the suit that fits him so well or urging upon his acquaintances the merits of a certain make of shoes—but it’s different with pipe-smokers and their tobacco. Most of them, apparently, won't rest until they have shared their favorite tobacco with every smoking friend. Read this: Barrington, II). to take this opportunity of telling you what I think of Until with any of them—never could faction from a pipeful, I upon an advertis asked you to And ever it with grea © 1am working y men in the gang, fourteen of ¢ Edgeworth now, They never dof it until T came Yours with satisfactio Arthur H. Pflum. Pflum’s letter from nuse he is typical We have chosen Mr. among hundreds be of Edgeworth| smokers in that, being happy in his own choice of to- bacco, he wants everybody within reach to share his happiness! We are glad to know that Mr. Pflum has created fourteen new Edgeworth smokers, for experience has shown that they will con- tinue to smoke Edgeworth; perma- geworth smoker is living proof that we know our job. Of course, we don't expect every man to like Edgeworth—but fourteen out of twenty is a pretty good showing. We'd like mightily to have you pa judgment on Edgeworth. Perhaps can tell us, then, just what it is that causes our tobacco to make friends and hold them. Let us send you a free s Edgeworth so that you whether you are one fourteen. Address Company, 63 South mond, Va. To Retail Tobacco Merchants: If your jobber cannot supply you with Edgeworth, Larus & Brother Company will gladly’ send you prepaid by parcel post a one- or two-dozen carton of any size of Edgeworth Plug Slice or Ready- Rubbed for the same price you would pay the jobber. mple of decide of six or one of Larus _& Brother 21st Street, Rich- Announcing the Muses’ Spring Curriculum I a conscientious effort to be m and, above all, progressive, The Muses, Inc., of Parnassus Hall, anm a radical departure from their established and courses: Miss Clio Muse, heroic exploits department, her attention biographies of successful bu long- somewhat antiquated of the history and will devote from now to auto ness men pugilists and ball players, inspirational magazine articles, and popular a sadorial and theatrical reminiscences. Miss Euterpe Muse has the practice of the and the double flute and the saxoph She will be sisted from ragtime to time by Miss Gilda Gray and Mr, Paul Whiteman. 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