Life — February 7, 1924 — page 38: what you’re looking at

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Unhealthy gums denoted by tenderness and bleeding INHEALTHY soil kills the best of wheat. Unheakhy gums hill the best of teeth. To keep the teeth sound beep the gums well, Watch for tender and bleeding gums. This s a symp- tom of Pyorrhea which aMfects four Out of five people over forty Prorrhea menaces the body as well as the teeth. Not enly do the gums And ase Ferhan's « the Gums will check its clean, Sat yuna i today. If Father's actordag to daeee nd consult a de tely for special treat Novelty Instruments “a Not toys—bat high-grade practical instruments Sympboay of Jazz orchestras, Great for solo work at Lodge or Legion gatberings or home entertain- ‘Anyone cua play with imple lessons, ed with each {nstrament. " -0-mette Russunianges Gisuesteas teases mn ei we. Use PISO'S — this prescription quickly relieves children and adults. A pleasant syrup. No opiates. 35‘ and OO* sizes sold everywhere : LIFE - Sanctuary Lone search for a carcer that would not me and strife—for lis wa Edgar R ast to the purchase of a publishing house which printed nothing but children’s tales and nu In Ove brought ly nature nsome at y r s. ww,” said he to himsel The wor this. happy and peaceful can 1 ned. busi : his predecessor told him when the deal tests from nuts over the country something about but we have them. “What are they?” Edgar inquired quavering tones Here’s one from a Sunday school endents’ confe supe nce objecting to the story of the ugly duckling, They cent reflection on the the ng. publisher “And here's a set of resolutions from the Stepdaughters of the h asking us to eliminate ‘Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! from the story of ‘Jack the Giant Ww Killer.’ They claim it borders on pro- fanity, “The West Harmony Undertakers’ | Association wants us to stop printing | ‘Babes in the Wood.’ They object to und that it con ferential slight on their profession,” he it on the g ins an in continued. Ideal € ng, nts, Inc. They ask to have ‘Baa! k Sheep!’ ral theory t hen there's the discontinued on the gen at the less said about wool the better. st a moment,” Edgar interrupted “Are there many like that “Hundreds,” said the departing one “They come in every mail.’ “Would you,’ reconsider our deal he inquired, “would you ‘ot on your life,” the seller assured I'm glad to get out Now I'll be able to have some peace JK. M. How to Get Warm him heartily once in a w Set fire insurance. ‘alue a man’s store at twice what it is worth. Sleep over store until warm. soe Smoke a cigarette in bed. and leave cigarette alight home fires burning. soe booth. Give Doze off It keeps the Enter central umber. She may get you right igh until warm, phone | wrong | & eee Pay all your bills at once. Make a huge bonfire with the check Evén the neighbors can get warm. eee stubs. Throw rocks at a policeman. He will make things hot for you. T.S. Aspirin Beware of Imitations! Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on package or on tablets you are not get- ting the genuine Bayer Aspirin. proved safe by millions and prescribed by physic over twenty-three years for Colds Headache Toothache Lumb. Neuritis Rheumatism Neuralgia Pain, Pain Accept “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” only. Each unbroken package contains proven directions. Handy boxes of twelve tablets cost few cents. Drug- gists also sell bottles f 24 and 100. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid. NEW GARTER ‘OR CROOKED LEGS (Patented) MAKES TROUSERS HANG STRAIGHT F fu No Metal Springs Free Circular Plain, sealed envelope ‘THE T. GARTER CO. | Dept. 28. New London. New Hampshire An Easy Way to Remove Dandruff If you want plenty of thick, beautiful, glossy, silky hair, do by all ‘means get rid of dandruff, for it will starve your hair and ruin it if you don't | "The best way to get rid of dandruff is to | dissolve it » do this, just apply a little Liquid Arvon at night before retiring ; use enough to moisten the scalp, and rub it in gently with the finger tips. | By morning, most, if not all, of ye dandruff will be gone, and three or four more appli should complet move every sign and trace of it You will find, too, that all itching of the scalp will stop, and your hair will look and feel a hundred times better. You can get Liquid Ar any drug store, A four- ounce bottle is usually all that is needed. | The R. L. Watkins Co., Cleveland, Ohio comicbooks.com