Life — November 22, 1923 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Individuality in Shoes! Exquisitely designed. Made to your own specifications. $35 upward. ‘Mail orders solicited. Catalogue and Directions upon request. HAYES, une: sa Fifth Ave., N.Y. C. Broadcastings (Continued from page 22) hat price, and yet I give you my word i honer as a gentleman that I steals the brush, I steals the wire and I teals the ‘andles.” “RI!” the other one said. “I don't ubt you for a minute, but J steal y brooms ready made.” ee lr all immigration is shut down r five years pursuant to the program ggested by the American Legion, it bound to have a devastating effect m the brass and wood wind choirs our symphony orchestras. It will o make it increasingly difficult to © a good contrabasso or bull fiddle rformer, since the playing of all such grateful musical instruments as the Il fiddle, the tuba and the bassoon is a reer deliberately chosen for their off- ing by parents in countries where re are no Societies for the Preven- n of Cruelty to Children. Imagine conversation in Topeka, Kans., or s Angeles, Cal., between the pastor id one of his congregation “And what is little Elmer going to when he grows up?” the pastor in- es, patting little Elmer on the head. pect to make him a performer n the bass saxhorn in A or B flat,” little Elmer's mother, smiling It is a dialogue comparable with O. Henry's example of something which never said by anybody: ‘‘‘So be said the policeman.” A RACONTEUR is known by the sto- ries he doesn’t tell. TOBACCO lock we POUCH REG.U. S.PAT. OFF. Men Like This Gift! AKE_pipe-smokers hay with M this pene Youcouldn’ "edo better with a mint to spend and months to shop. Stays flat, keeps pockets clean. No buttons or strings. Patent topopenseasy, closes tight. Awonderful gift for little money. Sold B at cigar, drug and q leather goods stores. If dealer can't supply, we will sendonreceipt Rubber Lined of price. Genuine Suede; Genuine Goatskin; Genuine Ooze Calf Brows’ 1.25 or'bisct 1.50 etas, 3.00 Made and Fully Guaranteed by The F. S, MILLS CO., Inc., Gloversville, N.Y. Tobacco Products Corporation, New York Yes, We Have No Tickets I aM a composite picture—a Yale, Harvard, and Princeton graduate. Last summer a friend asked me what I had got out of college. I really didn’t know. Something vague, but worth while. At least, I thought it a fine thing to be a graduate. I boasted of it. Summer is the time to boast of it. Yesterday another friend asked me the same question. My answer was concise and definite. I know now just what I have got out of college: 4 business associates who want tickets to the big game. 5 friends who want tickets to the big game. 8 friends of friends who want tickets to the big game. 3 social acquaintances who want tickets to the big game. 7 casual acquaintances who want tickets to the big game.. 22 fraternity brothers from other col- leges who want tickets to the big game. 6 aunts and uncles who want tickets to the big game. And others too numerous to mention! In the fall I do not boast of my col- lege degree. After this I am going to say I was graduated at Wabash. Fall is the open season on the Yale-Harvard- Princeton graduate. W.K. Z. Metempsychosis I saw you and you looked the same, The smile, the lips, the dancing eyes, That once a man’s wild heart could tame And chain it as a captive prize. I knew that man, a stranger now; And when he passes coldly by Your charms to which he then did bow, I wonder, who am I! ILS. P. The Pipe with The Blue Bar Made in England of the finest briar obtainable Send for illustrated Catalogue B of pipes and smokers’ accessories MM Importing Co., 6 E. 45th St., New York comicbooks.com