Life — November 1, 1923 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Nes Pops Diary Up pre and r° the linen sending the going through closet against oldest jamask to be dyed in pastel shades, for m weary of white on a dining table in lace. genia Seabury come luncheon, and when I ed her y she had quit the country so soon is year she quoth, I thought it high e to leave when the water supply got that I must needs choose between cashing my face and quenching my thirst....At some pains to decide whether to go to hear Chaliapin after ner or to tear up old papers, but I lly stopped at home. And in zhtening the desks I did come oss a likeness of myself at fifteen ws which sent Sam into such a gale t he well-nigh choked, and he kept uttering, How could you look so seri- with a hat like that on your head? it was a Maxine Elliott sailor, and lord! the fact that such headgear ild never be vogue to-day is proof that the world has made tremendous des in its sense of humor. October Sam lingered with me 26th through my breakfast and did confide again his disin- nation to do aught which he does not well. The poor wretch, methought, ist have an exalted idea of his golf ime, but I made no comment to that fect, golf being the one sport which man can be bad at and yet enjoy.... LIFE, : SS PLEASING THE PUBLIC THE DIRECTORS OF THE GOO! VILL TROLLEY COMPANY DISCUSS A RADICAL CHANGE IN THE! COLOR OF THE TRANSFER TICKETS. To the Brevoort for luncheon, driven thither by a merry taxi man who did call out, I'll get you next time! and, You'll never die in bed! to pedestrians whom he had to dodge. And I did choose eggs Sardou, as is my custom at that inn, but B. would none of them, voicing a desire to become thinner so that when asked to do this or that she spring at it i a hoisting herself up. can of merely rom her goings- on one would think her ready for a place in the side-show, yet many hold “BE THE LOOKS AV TH’ SHANTY THE LIGHTNIN’S BEEN STRIKIN’. “STRIKIN’ BE DOMNED. IT’S BEEN WURRUKIN’. her too scrawny for comeliness. She told me also of nonchalantly ordering a Paisley bag sewed on her old silver top, and when the bill came it \ $88, so she feels its place is in the Metropol- itan instead of on her arm. I would not give five cents for the finest Paisley ever woven, but I did not say so. Put in an hour at the outset October 27th fashion, and finally achieved a passable of this day struggling to do my hair in the new close coiffure, but Lord! what every woman knows is not what Barrie implied, but that one side of her head will always look better than the other in spite of all effort and outlay....To the matinee to see Mitzi in The Magic Ring, brisk, tuneful and amusing, home I fell a-thinking of what three thii I should wish for if given such a talisman, but could settle on naught save a spigot for my bathroom basin and on the way which would emit hot and cold water at the same tim in an article assigning che present pre- - Reading this night dominance of sex in English life and letters to the preponderance of females in the British Isles, but I do not hold with such a theory, forasmuch as in any community there will be one woman who will have eight beaux and eight women who will have none. Baird Leonard. comicbooks.com