Life — September 6, 1923 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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NUT Scissors Avt NULLus Quite Simple Tue Doctor (to patient): You go to your druggist and ask him for some iodhydrargyrate of iodide of potassium, some ankydroglucochloral and some di- oxyamidoarseno-benzol—and_ I should not’ be surprised if with those we shall be able to triumph over your loss of memory. Journal Amusant (Paris). Exit Pancho I guess there ones Villa, and, filled life's ambition. He died what's called a natural death in Mex- He was Shot in the Back. in New York Times. Well, than is a lot worse poor Soul, he his ico. —Iill Rogers Loafer: Coste 1 On the Other Side “Is Miss Gaussip < “No, she’s a friend of my wife's.” BEINKIN “Isn’t that the same thing?” LINE “Not at all. She feels very sorry for my "—Boston Tran. friend of yours?” FLIES THERE AIN’T NO FLIES ON ME BELIEVE Must SOME —Humorist (London). No Chance for Diana The movies look to all sorts of sources for their material and have been diggings in many strange fields. One talented young writer thought of trying out mythology. So he went to his general manager with the story of Diana. The general manager viewed with some interest the illustration presented. “Who is she?” “Diana, goddess of the chase.” “Well, she’s a pretty fair looker, but we ain’t making any more chase pic- tures.” —Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. there Reversing an Old One (pointing to the on the dear. He glacé” be good, of that? Sue: cut-up! item “meringue That ought to not order some menu) : Why You can’t fool you old The orchestra plays that. —Nashville me, “ennesscean, YER, EVEN THE DRAW Within the Gates Why do many profanity first of all? as! worker. Don’t they come Ellis Island ?—Detroit News. THE ae immigrants learn our HERE, ‘ a welfare through ously inthe United Si itle Tegistered in Additional postage to fore a year; to Canada, 80 cents. Back Lire is published every Thursday, simu! Great Britain, nd British Posse Patent. Office. ear in_ advance; countries in the nion, $1.60 numbers cannot be supplied. oy The teat and illustrations in Lave are copyrighted. | For Reprint Rights in Great Britai to Lire, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, Fetter Lane, London, Rolls House, The A erican 's_ London, Offic ian distributor, The foreign trade supplied from Lir ams Buildings, London, E. Cana News Company, Ltd., 386-388 St. James Street, Montreal, No contributions will be returned unless accompanied by addressed envelope. Live docs not hold itsclf responsible non-return of unsolicited contributions. Notice of change of address should reach this office to the date of issue to be affected. stamped and for the loss or two weeks prior air cea 67 Days—14#,000 Mites by specially chartered new Red Star Liner BELGENLAND January 19 to March 26, 1924 SEE the bold, brave sentinel who zealously guards the entrance to his King’s burial chamber—a symbol of the sumptuous splendor which characterized the Egypt of his day. Many of the treasures that he so faithfully guarded may be viewed by our cruise guests in Cairo and Luxor. Our fascinating itinerary provides for a long, leisurely stay in Egypt. It also embraces the scenes of other ancient civilizations —Pompeii, Athens, Jerusalem, Constantinople, Granada, etc. The ‘‘BELGENLAND” is the largest steamer cruising to the Mediterranean next season; she abounds in novel and unique features—broad, glass enclosed shelter decks; magnifi- cent public rooms, spacious and airy staterooms, swimming pool, gymnasium—a la carte dining room service where you may order your meals in your own way at your own time. Stop-over privileges in Europe, with return by Majestic, Olympic, Homeric, etc. Illustrated literature on request. THOS. COOK & SON 245 Broadway NEW YORK 561 Fifth Ave. Boston Chicago Los Angeles Toronto Philadelphia San Francisco Montreal Vancouver common-sense evidence—on footwear — that the | for the wearer's oe Lacing Hooks. you shoes Alcs it shoes are convenience Your with lacing hooks made ler can sell Insist on having what you want comicbooks.com