Life — March 8, 1923 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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‘He Greets Life’s Issues with a Smile,” was a favorite description of a popular hero, Readers of HE practical value of shoe lacing hooks is only one more. | reason for their increasing use on! | footwear of distinctive quality. ~~ || : | | | expect to greet every | issue of it with a smile, | the whole year round. In fact they be- ‘ come optimists through their habit of smiling. Try it and see for yourself! The world is not en route to the bow wows anyway, but your smiling will make it a still better place to live in! Take LIFE with Its Laugh on Every Page for a year and be convinced, or else try our Special Offer Enclosed find One Dollar (Canadian $1.20, Foreign $1.40). end Lire for the next ten weeks to Open only to new subscribers; no subscriptions renewed at this rate. , 598 Madison Avenue, New York Canadian $5.80 Foreign $6.60 (103) The Reflections of a Mother-in-Law “Tr's only about twenty-five years from setting buckwheat cakes in the kitchen at night to setting the couple from across the street in a bridge game. My daughter Minnie has one of these self-rising hus- bands; that’s something else that il- lustrates the march of progress. The human male of to-day may not go to bed as early as he once did, but he a Ghe pe Manor Fs Albemarle Park Asheville, N.C, - One of those “wholly satis- fying” places found once in a while and never forgotten; perfect service, concentrated comfort. An “all year” re- sort for pleasure and sport exclusively. Perfect Golf in a Perfect Climate Write for Booklet, “1 Albert +H. Malone, Manager Sh America-- An English Inn Pedi eee ee sect est “MADE AT KEY WEST— knows more about the science of get- ting up. Minnie’s Harold wakens without an alarm, closes the win- dows, turns on the heat and starts the percolator. To my poor lamented husband the morning coffee was just something to dip a crust of bread into. “Remember how the men used to come tramping in to the noon meal ? My daughters’ husbands all eat their luncheons downtown to save time; sometimes they even get their din- ners out in the evening. ‘That is to save trouble. “My husband used to come home in the evening and say, ‘Is supper ready?” Harold comes in, takes a look at Minnie, and says, ‘Well, I see the cook’s left.’ “Lamech and I lived together forty-three years and all that time he never washed a dish. The first year after Harold and Minnie were married they had to replace their dinner set, so many of the pieces had slipped out of Harold’s hands.” McC. H. Executive—A person employed to talk to visitors so that the other em- ployees will get a chance to work. ‘Tam Cansr Purnrina Co., Ino. Naw Your The End of the Lend I Lent a book to him; He lent it to a friend; The friend may take a whim The favor to extend! He'll lend it to another, His sister or his brother, And one of these days, maybe, My book will be lent to me! LaT. H. Tue best way to tell a woman's age is not to. Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION see Hot water gay * = Sure Relief DELL-ANS 25¢ ano 75¢ PACKAGES EVERYWHERE Mt til or ite pes Neh od ean Clark’s 20th Mediterranean Cruise chartered ‘Baltic’, 3.- SUMMER TOURS FRANK ©. CLARK, TIMES BUILDING, NEW YORK comicbooks.com