Life, 1923-02-01 · page 13 of 40
Life — February 1, 1923 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily a **"Star" Section** page of classified advertisements and social announcements rather than satirical content. The page contains: **Editorial Section**: "Encouraging Signs" discusses Canal Zone population growth and commercial development, arguing these demonstrate governmental progress. **Society Section**: Social announcements covering local events—a Gold Brick Post dance, a Martha Washington dance at a Baptist church, and a musical recital by soprano Mary Agnes Jones. **The People's Column**: Classified ads for real estate, services, and lost items. **Advertisements**: Including Normalcy Salve (a dubious patent medicine claiming to cure various ailments), Ford automobiles, and other commercial services. The page reflects 1920s American newspaper format with modest, straightforward content rather than political satire or caricature.
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Star” Section Page Eleven EDITORIAL ENCOURAGING SIGNS Critics can always find something to support their claims. Pessimists can twist meanings and darken the horizon with clouds of their own creation, put rational minds will always see the bright side of life and will find the things that indicate progress. In the annual report of the Governor of the Canal Zone, just issued, there is evidence of the return of prosperity, if one searches for it. According to the official figures submitted to the Congress, the population of the Canal Zone used 131 more tooth-brushes this year than they did a year ago. There were 1,618 sold there in 1921 and 1,749 in 1922. These useful articles are imported from the United States, so that the growth in imports by that section of the continent must be reflected by a manufacturing boom at home. More goods sold abroad means more employment here. Aside from the purely commercial feature, additional pride may be taken in this growth as evidence of the civilizing influence of our form of govern- ment. It proves that the tooth-brush, also, follows the flag. Senne Gold Brick Post. Brigadier-General Sawyer, our dis- tinguished fellow-townsman, was the guest last night of Gold Brick Post, No. 6 3-8, of the American Legion. Much conversation was indulged in, after which some crap shooting was had. The General left early and all voted that a good time was had. ek OF Harding Blue at Dance. A Martha Washington dance was held last evening in the basement hall of the First and Last Hibernian Baptist Church, at which all the ladies who attended were dressed as the first First Lady of the Land and in Hard- ing Blue, also. One young lady caused a furore by mistaking her dates, she thinking this was the Cleo- patra Ball, but all was well after she had borrowed a long cloak. The fes- tivities were continued into the wee sma’ hours. * * * Musical Song Recital. Miss Mary Agnes Jones, the talent- ed young soprano of the Lutheran Episcopal Church Choir, was heard yesterday afternoon in a song recital for the benefit of indigent bankers of both classical and popular numbers. Her rendition of the Sextette from “Lucia” was pronounced the best that anyone present ever heard by a single singer. Refreshments were served, in which Miss Jones was unable to par- take, owing to being temperamentally upset. All sympathized with her. * * * Minstrel Show Soon. A joint minstrel show by the local branches of the Ku Klux Klan and the Knights of Columbus is to be given at Masonic Hall on April 1. Plans for rehearsals are now under way. x * * Novel Entertainment. The Phun Phinders’ Club met last night at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Joe Miller and readings from the 1923 Farmers’ Almanac of many witty say- ings and the latest jokes made all present shake with laughter. A novel feature were the refreshments, animal crackers being served, which was greeted hilariously. HARRY M. DAUGHERTY Attorney-at-law BAIL BONDS a SPECIALTY Phone: Waterloo 1924 21 Normalcy Street 6-tw-tf. FORDS Faith will move mountains, but a ‘ord will move me. The Most Persistent Car on the Market. Call and See One —1923 Models Now Here. TRUMAN H. NEWBERRY (Ford Agent.) Phone: Passe 22. Off Main Street. Senatorial Terms—Easy Payments. THE PEOPLE’S COLUMN HOME—Eleven rooms, three baths, commodious cellar, in Nation’s Cap- ital for sale. Suitable for family physicians or other Marion residents who can serve Government. Fully furnished, except case goods. Owner has finished business in Washing- ton. Address Jos. Frelinghuysen. Box A-1, this office. 3t-Tu-Th-Sa. KNEE BREECHES—Made of finest black silk. Never worn. Ideal for Ambassador. Owner no longer ex- pects to use them. No reasonable offer refused. Frank A. Munsey, Box K. 0.-4, this office. d-tf. WILL TRADE—Old Guard uniform for something snappier, preferably with pinch-back coat. W. G. H., this Office. 3tw-tf. LOST—Reputation, fairly large. Find- er will be suitably rewarded if arti- cle is returned. Address Herbert Hoover, Box A. R. A. 671. 2t. Tu-Sa. EDUCATED MAN with plenty of lei- sure would like part time job to fill in. Calvin Coolidge, P. O. Box 17,- 851,204, Washington, D. C. FLASKS—Will receive bids for 2,200 flasks, pint size, for issue to Mid- shipmen at Naval Academy. Must be acid proof. Apply for specifica- tions to Edwin Denby, Navy Depart- ment, Washington, D. C. 5t-Mo to Fr. NORMALCY SALVE Cures Any Ailment of Man, Beast Or Democrat. Are You Troubled with Progressive Rash? Have You Suffered from Tariff Boils? Do Twinges of Old Guard Rheumatics Make Your Life Miserable? NORMALCY SALVE Will Cure You. At All Second-Class Post Offices. Read these testimonials. A former U.S. Senator writes: “‘Fears made tt Impossible for me to sleep even in the Senat One application ‘of Normatcy Salve and 1. was no longer restless. found more quiet than I want A Farmer testifies: “Before taking Normalcy Salve I owed everyone money. Now no one will trust_me.” The Hon. Charles Evans Hughes writes: ‘During a tour of California some years ago I contracted a severe cold, owing to the changeable nature of the climate. I despaired of recovery until I chanced upon Normalcy Salve. Ni and I expect no_ more trouble unless a Japanese settler bites the Governor of California. in. the Write for booklet containing other testimonials. Top soil dressing for all forms of Agriculture, as well as many new labor and vote-getting devices now being shown at Borah’s American Plan Store.—Advt. d-tf. Don’t fail to see the greatest thriller of the ages, “The Blast of Fury,” staged under the personal direction of Hell-Roarin’ Hi Johnson.—Advt. 3tw-Mo-WeFr. comicbooks.com