Life — January 4, 1923 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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PHaRMacats COMPANY be ttousmo.us ‘pha aes Stop sore throat before it starts ORE throat often leads to more serious ills. You know that. Better be on the safe side during these influenza days and don’t let it get even a slight start on you. There’s an easy, Simply use Listerine systemati- cally as a gargle and mouth-wash. Several times a day is a wise pre- It will put you on the pleasant way. caution. safe side. Besides, then, you’ll be sure your breath is right—sweet, clean. Halitosis (unpleasant breath) can’t embarrass you when you use Listerine regularly. fresh and LAMBERT PHARMACIAL COMPANY SAINT LOUIS, U. S. AL » LIFE - OLISH CONTEMFOR ARIES Re ae A Tactful Answer A certain woman is blessed to an unusual degree with both discrimination and tact. The first, of these admirable qualities she has displayed by her two marriages. Her first husband was a minister, a most delightful man. He died, and after a lapse of some years, she married his only brother, a success- ful lawyer. Now on her library desk stands a picture of the first partner of her joys and sorrows, and one day a curious caller asked who it was. “That,” said the hostess, with evident emotion, “is a picture of my husband's brother, who died some years ago, and who was very dear to us both!” —Harper’s. Too Many Customers He was one of the youngest recruits who ever graced the Army and his voice was in the process of changing. Into the company barber shop he drifted and, in tones that were at one moment a promising bass and at the next a feeble treble, demanded a hair- cut. “Hey!” ejaculated the bewildered barber, looking confusedly about him. “One at a time, please, one at a time!” —Anmerican Legion Weekly. InaPinch, use ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE Free Speech “You tell me I can’t have wine? I tell you to go to hell,” Tony Reniole told_the judge. “One hundred judge. “T tell you to go to hell two times.” “Two hundred dollars.” “And ‘I tell you to go to hell three times.” “Three hundred_ dollars.” “What I care? I no got three hundred dollars.’—Argus (Seattle). dollar said the Local Improvements Mrs. SoctaL Cimber: We're going to live in a better neighborhood after this. So are we. ‘ Vhat, are you going to move, too? Mrs. SHarp Toncue: No, we are going to stay right here. —Carolina Boll Weevil. The Fledgling Moruer: Little Georgie is very slow about walking. FatHer: Don't worry about that. Twenty years from now he'll probably make a hundred and_ fifty miles an hour—L’/llustration (Paris). A Literary TRIANGLE: Haggard’s “She” McAndrew’s “Hymn” Wallace’s “Hur” —Bosto:: Transcript. “Tus is the most unkindest cut of all,” said the engraver as he made a half-tone of his mother-in-law. ‘ashington Sun-Dodger. He who smokes Wherein our correspondent takes a long shot at Zanesville, O. When we printed a letter from a smok who professed a preference for tl morning smoke, apparently we something, Almost the next mail along a batch of letters, amor the following is a fair sample: Dear Sirs: Wiil you allow me to take issue y K. from Zanesville, who insists best pipe of the day is the one smoked r breakfast? Of course, I have no intimate kr local conditions down in Southern Ohic here the majority of us regular pipe have a decided leaning towards the 1. the evening. Take a night when you are sitting of the fire after the neighbors are wife suggests it is bedtime, and while y it is, you have a cra goes ‘on upstairs and‘ you directly. But instead you tak light up. You smoke slowly calling sutat intervals that you'll be ¢ minute. Only you don’t go until the las died in the bowl of your pipe. That’s my idea of the best smoke of the day, sir, for every smoker A. K. K sce who likes his after-breakfast pipe guarantee to name a dozen men who p last smoke of the evening. And most ci Edgeworth smokers, too. Yours very sincerely, (Signed) T. S. Flint, Yes, as we suggested above, gave space to an expression of opini about — which is we started somethi But we are glad open our columns friendly discussion about pipes and smokj ing in general. So if you have ar particu ng TE, tions, fads Wiwhich fancies, seins, them along. And ii aren't ANG Gi Gpad ADV RUBEE sure to about it. want to send yl free samples, gt erous both of Edgeworth Plug Slice and Rea Rubbed Edgeworth is sold in various sizes suit the needs and means of all purcha Both Edgeworth Plug Slice and Edgewor Ready-Rubbed are packed in small, p size packages, in handsome tin humid and also in various handy in-between sia For the free samples address Larus Brother Company, 63 South 21st Stré Richmond, Va. If you will also add 4 name of the dealer to whom you will if you should like Edgeworth, we w0 appreciate that courtesy on your part. To Retail Tobacco Merchants: If yy jobber cannot supply you with Edgewo Larus & Brother Company will gladly 3 you prepaid by parcel post a one-or dozen carton of any size of Edgeworth Slice or Ready-Rubbed for the same 9 you would pay the jobber. comicbooks.com