Life — July 6, 1922 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Summary of French Literature \UL and Fifi live together on the Rue de la Tromperie. are married and have a cunning little bowl of goldfish. Paul is sev- y-three years older than Fifi and as to go to Marseilles very often on business. He always carries an w ella. One evening he misses the Sud Express, owing to having stayed too long in the Café Assigna- tion talking to a little waitress. He returns home unexpectedly and finds Fifi and young Gavroche playing vl et un. “I thought you were eilles,” says Fifi (in French). replies Paul. , One French leads to an- and a scene s, during which 1 bursts a blood- and dies, Fifi Gavroche laugh- put on their things and go out into the languorous Parisian twilight to get a pail of ab- sinthe. Summary of French Drama ACT 1 Che breakfast- room of Mimi’s apartment on the Avenue Mauvaise Conduite. Mimi en- ters, singing “Ma- delon.” She discovers duard writing a letter to Virginie vaking an appoint- nent for three lock at the Pont ‘ceuf. She accuses lim of infidelity, and tears the pic- ures down from the s. He counter- harges her with in- fidelity and breaks all the glass in the windows. They both rush out into the street singing “Mar elon,” They . LIFE Tabloid Triangles Being a Summary of French Arts and Sciences According to the Parisian Weeklies ACT 2 The same afternoon. Virginie’s apartment on the Rue Combien. Edu- ard enters, stamps across to the ward- robe and throws it open, discovering Jean. He turns and faces Virginie, accusing her of infidelity, just as Margot rushes in from the street, having seen him enter Virginie’s apartment. Margot accuses Eduard of infidelity, and Virginie faints. ACT 3 Eduard’s home in Passy. His wife Suzette is discovered with Leon, accusing each other of infidelity. Eduard rushes in and finds them, Eduard accuses Suzette just as Margot, Virginie and Mimi rush in, accusing Eduard. All join hands and sing “Madelon” as the curtain falls. Summary of French Philosophy All Truth is relative. Truth is based on the Oneness of Infinity, and the Oneness of Infinity is based on the hypothesis that the Greatest Good is derived from the ultimate Greatest Untruth. The hedonistic conception of the Greatest Untruth being the foundation of the Greatest Pleasure, and therefore the aim of all Being, we have the Business Trip of the Husband as the Ultimate End of human_ endeavor. Thus, if the Hus- band returns unex- pectedly, the Cosmos is disturbed and Na- ture is disrupted. Therefore, the Ulti- mate Good is depend- ent on the Husband's catching his train. Summary of French Science Chemistry is that branch of natural science which has as its aim the develop- ment of some elixir which will make old men young again. Mathematics deals with the proposition that the triangle should be made fun- nier. Natural history began when the first dinosaur returned home unexpectedly. For Valor Ambassador Herrick bestows the only medal ever given by the United States Government to any community in the world, on the City -of Verdun, June 4th, 1922 Physics has as its aim the development of some property in matter by virtue of which a_ husband may be heard ap- proaching a mile and a quarter away. RC, B: comicbooks.com