Life, 1922-06-22 · page 33 of 34
Life — June 22, 1922 — page 33: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains three distinct items: **"What Every Cat Knows"** — A humorous essay presenting feline wisdom in mock-philosophical style. It parodies Shakespeare and other serious literature ("Treachery, thy name is boy!" echoes Hamlet) by applying grandiose language to mundane cat behaviors: yarn-chasing, stretching, milk obsession, and mouse-catching. The satire lies in treating cats' simple instincts as profound moral principles. **Locktite Tobacco Pouch Advertisement** — A practical product ad emphasizing the pouch's convenience and design. **"No More Saturday Rest Ups!" — Williams' Shaving Soap Advertisement** — This ad addresses men's grooming concerns, specifically facial sensitivity. It promotes daily shaving rather than the common practice of taking weekends off from shaving. The advertisement emphasizes that Williams' lather protects both tough beards and sensitive skin, targeting men who previously avoided daily shaving due to skin irritation. The page is primarily commercial, with the cat essay serving as light editorial content between advertisements.
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