Life — May 4, 1922 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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E 3, GIRARD, KANSAS Next Week — The Book-Stuff Number of Life— Cover by Maxfield Parrish The Truth About Worry ie is bad enough to worry all the time, but it is infinitely worse not to worry at all. If you are not a natural. born worrier you should cultivate the habit. Do your worrying on a part. time basis. Say to yourself, “Every day I will devote at least ten minutes to worry.” You will be amazed to find | how easy it is. Pity the man who does not—or can- not—worry. In the struggle for ex. istence he is terribly handicapped Many of our best citizens might have remained in this category had they not by persistent effort taught themselves the great lesson that to succeed one must worry every once in a while, Mr. Bryan has learned it—though at what a cost! Unable by nature to worry intelligently about himself, Mr. Bryan artfully conceals this deficiency by worrying about Darwin. Mayor Hylan has demonstrated time and again his incapacity for good, sound worry as to himself or the crime wave or matters of more or less pressing im- portance, but see what a stew he can work himself into when it comes to the art of MacMonnies! Do the unkind things that are said about the lord car worry Henry? Not at all. Henry pre- fers to do his worrying about a new basis of wealth. And so it goes right down the line. It doesn’t matter what you worry about so long as you worry about some- thing at some time. Everybody who amounts to anything has to have his pet worry—often several of them. Ii you think you can get along without your share you are mistaken. Asylums are filled with people like that FLW. A Close Acquaintanceship Mr. A. J. Balfour, who has just been & made an earl, often plays golf on the at- cient links at St. Andrews, in Scotland One day, says Mr. Andra Kirkaldy in “ Years of Golf,” a gentleman who had just made a drive asked his caddie whether he had ever carried clubs for any men. “Lots o’ them,” replied the caddie, and after naming a few more or less dis tinguished persons mentioned Mr. Balfour and said that he had a close acquaintance- ship with him. “Just what do you mean by a close ac quaintanceship?” asked the golfer. “This,” replied the caddie, pointing to his legs. “I’m wearin’ a pair o’ Mr. Bal- four’s troosers.” . —Youth’s Companion. Sue: The nerve! That man actually asked me how much father was worth. He: How uncalled for. And what at swer did you give him? —Washington & Jefferson Wag-Jag. 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