Life — February 23, 1922 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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One of those “wholly satis- | fying” places found once in }| a while and never forgotten; yo perfect service, concentrated comfort. An “all year” re- sort for pussy and sport exclusively. Perfect Golf in a Perfect Climate. Write for Booklet “1”, Albert H. Matone, Manager. In America--An English Inn Harvard May Get a Chapel ARVARD University is consider- ing suggestions for a memorial | for three hundred and seventy-two Har- vard men who lost their lives in the world war. One suggestion is a new chapel; another is a memorial audi- torium; another is a dormitory quad- rangle and still another a group of sculpture. Maybe this is Harvard’s op- portunity to get a proper chapel. Ap- pleton Chapel, which has served its pious uses for sixty or seventy years, represents the expenditure of a good man’s good money, but had the misfor- ‘tune to be built at a time when the pub- lic taste in building was the worst ever known in any country at any time. The only good thing about it is its site. If that were taken for a new chapel two | excellent ends would be served, the new | chapel would have a good site and Ap- | pleton Chapel would be got rid of, as | every edifice should be that was built when that was. They are’all bad and it is a pious duty to eliminate them as opportunity offers. s Meanwhile another memorial of the Harvard dead is proceeding in the handsome volumes of memoirs, edited by M. A. DeW. Howe, and published by the Harvard University Press. the four volumes planned, the second, just published, contains some biogra- phies of extraordinary interest. The likeness of each soldier is printed with his story, and every story is a story of -adventure. E. S. M. “BERWALL is an eccentric chap.” “What is he doing now?” “Passing a week-end with his wife.” ‘THE CAREY PRINTING CO. Inc. New York Of | that Adelaide SAID she was go. ing. Oh, she did, did she? Well we'll see about that. Once and for all, I WILL be master in my own house. I therefore tell him with unmistakable empha: T can’t help what she said. going. Younc Man (Evidently much shaken :) Well, will you tell her I rang up? I (Rather magnanimously, | All right. Good-by. think:) I shall not attempt to discuss the I consider the Macys, whoever they may be, owe me a vote of thanks. As for Adelaide, if I know pusillanimity when I hear it over the phone, she is | much better off without him. A girl of spirit like Adelaide, who can stand up to her parents and say that she /s going to the Macys’, when what is obviou a stern father says she isn’t, would never be happy with a youth like that Finale HE never wrote a letter to the news- papers. He had no solution vehicle problem. He was early to bed and carly to rise, on time at the theatre and punctual at church. When his time came, they buried him with high honors. Which was altogether | proper. He was the Unknown Civ for the motor fitting and ian. 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