Life — January 19, 1922 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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STENOGRAPHERESS (to the witness): I’m crazy about those two little rasp- berry fluffs just under the left ear. Ain’t they just— Tue Jupcess: Silence in the Court. The Court will take Counseless’s mo- tion under advisement. Meantime, as the Court has a date with Lucille for a fitting on its new fall suit, adjourn- ment is ordered until Thursday. week. Forewoman: Your Honoress, there’s a sale on Thursday week at Hickson’s. Tue Jupcess: That’s so. Make it Friday week at eleven-thirty. First Jurywoman: Sorry, but I have an appointment with my hair- dresser at eleven-thirty on Friday. Tue Jupcess: In that case, we'll adjourn till Saturday. (Court, jury, witnesses and counsel- esses powder their noses and depart. In half an hour or so the plaintiff screws up his courage sufficiently to come out from under the table.) Hearst Quotes Scripture ILLIAM HEARST hasan amus- ing habit of putting at the top of the editorial page in his papers a text of Scripture selected by some ac- commodating minister whose name is printed. The text is apt to be pacific, as that “The meek shall inherit the earth.” Next below it comes William’s defensive program for the United States, beginning with “A navy equal to that of any power which threatens to attack us whether that force be a sin- gle nation or an alliance of nations,” and so on through five specifications. After that follow editorials in which distrust is diligently sown among the peoples of this world, and especially between the United States and Japan. My gracious! Where does Willy ex- pect to go to when he dies? He will be like the fabled coffin of Mahomet, strung along somewhere in limbo be- tween his pacific texts and his editorial machinations, Telephonetics THe Man at THE TRANSMITTER: The man you want to see about that is Mr. H. Schultz. 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