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This page contains primarily **advertisements and charitable appeals**, not political satire. The main content is an appeal for American donations to help starving Russian children, published during the post-WWI famine (likely early 1920s). The text emphasizes that Herbert Hoover's American Relief Administration distributes aid efficiently, with Colonel Haskell overseeing operations and Quakers feeding 50,000 Russians. Donors are urged to send checks to the Russian Famine Fund Committee. The page also includes: - A **Forhan's toothpaste ad** about preventing pyorrhea (gum disease) - A brief **political cartoon** mocking French and British diplomacy regarding security and island status - Humorous "**Confidences**" snippets—short jokes about marital discord and a lost child The cartoons are minor, serving as filler. The page's primary purpose is soliciting charitable donations during a genuine humanitarian crisis.

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(c4 w arni ; “bleeding gums | — REE your gums tender? Do they bleed If so—watch out for Pyorrhea, This disease of the gums, which alficts four out of five people over forty, not only destroys the teeth, but often wrecks the health. InPyorthea the gumsbecome spongy then recede; the teeth decay, loosen and fall out—or must be extracted to rid the system of the. infecting Pyorthea. germs which breed in kets about them. These germs lower the body's vitality and cause many diseases, You can keep Pyorthea away. Visit your dentist often for teeth and gum inspection, and use For- han’s For the Gums. Fothan’s For the Gums pre- vents Pyorrhea —or checks its / progress — if used in time used consistently. Ordinary den- tifrices cannot do this. Forhan's keeps the ume frm and beaihy —the teeth white andclean.” Start using it today. IF your ims have receded, use For s according to directions, and consult a dentist imme- diately for special treatment. 3c and 60c, tubes in and Canada. BETWEEN ACTS: WASHINGTON The Jap: France still insists upon her “security.” The Britisher: Yes; and what does she mean by not being an island? —Le Rire (Paris) ———— * LIFE Help The Russian Children (See Mr. Walker’s cartoon on the editorial page of this number of LIFE.) N these days so many appeals for help come to us from so many quar- ters, that it is not only hard to keep them separated, but it is hard to dis- tinguish the most pressing from the least pressing, the genuine from the doubtful. No people are more disposed to give than the American people, out of what they have. Our impulses are generous. But we have been surfeited with calls, and we are all intensely busy. Perhaps it will help those who are ready to give, to know that Lire, having a bird’s-eye view of the whole world situation, believes that, all things considered, the starving children of Russia should come first. They need us most of all. They are dying by thousands for want of food. Think of it. One hundred dollars will save one hundred lives for a month. This whole business of American Relief is under Mr. Hoover’s charge. Not only does every dollar go to the starving people of Russia (the expenses having all been underwritten), but owing to the large quantities of food sent, more food for a dollar is dis- tributed to these children there than can be bought in New York. When you make out your check it is precisely as if you stood at the miserable cot- sides of those starving children and gave them back their lives. Now the work of this Russian Relief | in the field is actually under the charge of Colonel Haskell, Mr. Hoover’s rep- resentative. And working under Colonel Haskell are the Quakers who are now feeding 50,000 people in Russia. What the Quakers are doing and what that | noble woman, Miss Annie Hines, is do- ing—all this is a wonderful story by itself. But what are you now going to do? The best thing for you to do is to write out the largest check you can and send it at once to Charles H. Sabin, Treasurer Russian Famine Fund Committee 15 Park Row, New York City Confidences The following scrap of conversation was overheard in a London motor-'bus, and deeply impressed those fortunate enough to catch the words. Said one fair passen- ger to another: “Between you and me, I don’t seem to like your husband so much as I did.” “And between you and me,” said the other, “neither do I.” —London Morning Post. Otp Lavy: Are you lost, little girl? Smatt Curtp: Oh, no, thanks, but mother is.—Bystander (London). Will Your Marria Be a Failure ? ‘The man who marries @ good, woman, knowing thi feally fit, commits the worst Crime known to civilization. Where do you stand? Are you fit to marry? 8: . You dare not marry until you aro physically fit, ‘The way looks hopeless to you but cheer up—I can help you. STRONGFORTISM—Tho Modern Science of Health Promotion will u for Marriage and Parenthood, guarantee it. Mention the aflments on which you want special confidential ‘infor- ation id with 10c to help ry , on my free book, tion’ and Conservation of ith, Strength ard Mental En. ergy.” It’s a man-builder and life. saver. Send for it Right Now. LIONEL STRONGFORT The PerfectMan — Physical and Health Specialist ISTRONGFORT Dept G18 Newark, New Jersey eae a i| Food Glories S one walks in the streets, particu © larly in those streets that attract § grocers and market-men, one gradually realizes that there are a lot of new/[ shops in them. Very glorious new food 7 shops have broken out—brilliant in 7 their displays of fruit, preserved things 7 and wares of the sort that have been known as delicatessen. There have always been delicatessen shops and there have always been gro- cers and fruiterers, but these new ones appeal to the eye in a fashion that is new. It dawns on the _ intelligence gradually that the saloons are gone and that the decorative talent that used to ¥ assist the dispensing of drinks is now behind the distribution of food. These food shops, candy stores and the in- numerable eating places are the suc cessors of the saloons. The eating in New York must be pretty good. It always had attention and now, besides that, it gets all that drink had. Concentration of -so much talent cannot but bring results. When They Got Worked Up Cun had a s' BEAN: I hear Colgate and Williams F imming meet. e Yes; there was so much foam | in the water they had to call it off. —Brown Jug. Everlastin Gua ranteed Gené raitONns comicbooks.com Pre But Thi Fo At 4 In